STD

Save the Date

Hey I sent you an STD for 7/21. Keep that open for me, I'm getting married.

by HLAUSF January 11, 2018

STD

When your pp is sick

I had sex with STD vagina, and now my pp is sick :C

by Kubydus January 14, 2020

STd= standard

STD is the abbreviation for standard. At the top corner of our mail where the stamp goes is the letters std. that’s all it means and everyone gets a standard abbreviation. Wake up everyone’s clean and healthy for life.

How would you like your package shipped.

STD= standard
Exp=expedited

NxtD= Nextday

u.s.p.s knows

by Tender love January 26, 2020

Thank a Dead dude for an STD Day

November 12; a day dedicated to feeling grateful for those who have given a gift that keeps giving even after they've passed.

We celebrate Thank a Dead dude for an STD Day on November 12 each year.

by questionable zebra November 12, 2020

Std's

Std is like pokemon, you can collect them and then trade them for other std's

Hey can I have your std's for my std's?

by TheBuilder is funny November 18, 2020

STD

an STD is when you pour maple syrup all over an albino moth and CARRY IT AROUND SO PEOPLE CAN SEE

omg dude did he has a STD

by sexysawyer April 30, 2020

STD

Socially Transmitted Diseases

Him: I got STD.
Me: which one? Religion or Corona?
Him: I got both.

Me: oh no!

by Wisem May 4, 2020