The sacrifice you make in the moment to stream a show while your computer is without anti-virus. Resulting in a shit-ton of malware and pop ups about dating Russian women and horse betting.
"Man I was streaming 'Brooklyn 99' yesterday even though my virus protection was down, and now I think I gave my computer an Online STD "
"Ugh thats shit man, have you taken it to the gyno"
"Ugh thats shit man, have you taken it to the gyno"
by NotAllHeroesWearCapes October 8, 2016
Get the Online STD mug.When someone is always on your mind and its cannot be stopped/cured. Constant thought about that person means they gave you a Brain STD!
Girl 1:Damn Ricky is so hot! I can't get him out of my mind!
Girl 2: Look's like you got a Ricky Brain STD!
Girl 2: Look's like you got a Ricky Brain STD!
by footballfreak9 August 22, 2011
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A really ugly bitch with brown acne everywhere and white shit in her hair and hops when she walks, runs, or even stands still, who thinks just because she is fucked up in the head she can make everybody feel sorry for her.
by bush puch May 16, 2011
Get the The Hopping STD mug.The Bond STD commonly known as TBS, is an extremely lethal STD that is obtained from sexual contact from James Bond. Women seen having intercourse with him are 80% likely to be killed before the film ends.
Bond: Well that was fun.
Woman:I hope I didn't get The Bond STD
2 hours later...
Bond: DAMMIT NOT AGAIN!!!
Woman:I hope I didn't get The Bond STD
2 hours later...
Bond: DAMMIT NOT AGAIN!!!
by Hawx918 December 9, 2008
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Reid: Yeah, I heard all that donkey porn gave him cyber STD's so bad it just died.
Reid: Yeah, I heard all that donkey porn gave him cyber STD's so bad it just died.
by Tkilla/reidman August 19, 2013
Get the Cyber STD mug.Basically a person who either doesn't remember who they had sex with or a person who doesn't care and has sex with anyone. also known as walking sex.
by abs March 3, 2005
Get the Walking STD mug.1. "Careful on that side, dude. You might catch a DSTD."
"Hmm, you're right. I'd better put on my browser condom."
2. "Low awareness of Digital STDs is a serious issue that negatively impacts the lives of countless non-tech-savvy horny individuals."
"Hmm, you're right. I'd better put on my browser condom."
2. "Low awareness of Digital STDs is a serious issue that negatively impacts the lives of countless non-tech-savvy horny individuals."
by Jeffburton April 20, 2010
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