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Text Stalking

Someone (that you may or may not know) that texts you trying to find out more about you. Often with people that you just met.
Guy 1: Hey dude, last night Jerry called me on his sisters phone
Guy 2: Soo...?
Guy 1: His sister and her friend now have my number and thier text stalking me.
Guy 2: haha... man it sucks to be you
Text Stalking by 2Ninja4U October 25, 2009
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Phone Stalking 

Phone Stalking is the continious non-stop, relentless phone calling to the same phone number determined to get the other person to pick up.
Man.... last night, her phone stalking me for over an hour really got to me, but I didn't want to talk to her and didn't answer her call.
Phone Stalking by stunningone September 16, 2010

Alice Cullen stalking

Stalking someone in a way that Alice Cullen could - i.e. watching their past, present, and future.
Person A: You need to stop obsessing about Person C.
Person B: But they are about to get hit by a bus!
Person C: Stop Alice Cullen stalking me!
When you freakishly obsess over a specific person and you get pissed off at anyone who claims him for theirselves. Especially Nicole Roberts who used to obsess over this kid named Sean.
Awh shit, man, Nicole won't stop fucking stalking me. This bitch is crazy, hating on my girlfriend and sending her hate messages.
Stalking by loliluvme July 26, 2011

facebook stalking 

1. If it's a guy, they usually just sit there with the urge to masturbate to pictures of hot females.

2. If it's a girl, then the stalking is a lot more complicated than that.
Diego has been facebook stalking all week. He should host an hourly special where he updates everyone on what's going on in the world of facebook.

Why are you facebook stalking, Jess?

Because, this bitch has been replying to almost everything my boyfriend posts.

Starling 

A gorgeous dominican nigga that looks like kendrick lamar when he has curly hair. He drinks liquor like a fish drinks water and can never pronounce an english word correctly.
Starling: Aye mang can you pass me a presidente