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Stalkerfeed

The newsfeed introduced to Facebook in the September 2011 update that lets you see every comment, like and post your friends make on Facebook.

The term stalkerfeed arises from Facebook naming the feature the new 'livefeed' and the practice of facestalking which the feature now allows you to do from your homepage.
Bob: Bro, did you see that picture of Alisha that Simon commented on?
Connor: No, I'm not a facestalker.
Bob: You don't need to, just use the stalkerfeed!
by FaceStalker October 5, 2011
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stalkerbitch

Some dumb hoes be crazy stalkerbitches and be wanting your address
Stalkerbitch: Heyyyyyyyy boooiiiiiii whats yurr number like I'm really into you
The next day, said stalkerbitch arrives at your house with your favourite chicken and shoots you
by daveyolo October 31, 2013
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Statertot

An intellectual toddler who licks government boots. A sycophantic suckup brown noser kneeler of the highest order. Someone who thinks law is morality. Someone who isn't brave enough to personally load you into the boxcars, but who would gladly rat you out to their beloved authorities.
"I think we're all getting tired of these left statertot vs right statertot popularity contests aka elections."
by Ironborn October 1, 2019
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Stalkers

A person who follows you around without you being aware they’re watching you throughout your everyday life for their own personal intentions they could be anywhere watching you especially on social media it’s like a predator stalking it’s prey
Dominic has sexy lady stalkers
by Miao tai chi February 3, 2022
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Stalkered up

That state of being when one has a large cache of cheeze whiz, diet Mountain Dew, duct tape and a ball of blow surrounding their tablet displaying the ex’s Insta feed.
Well now aren’t we being quite the little Eric all stalkered up in the basement on a Friday night. He dumped you dude…spell O.V.E.R.
by ThugGuzzler July 11, 2023
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scrotum shakers

Extreamly loud car stereo
I was bangin my scrotum shakers and HPD called and said turn it down
by A Big Slacker October 28, 2003
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quad stackers

when a woman's shirt doesn't fit right and it looks like she has two sets of boobs, one set on top of the other.
Lauren: Wow, I don't think this shirt fits right.
Katie: You’re damn right it doesn’t! It gives you quad stackers!
by Kate Heals October 18, 2008
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