molest-stache

The act of having a mustache that makes the owner look like a child molester.

Whoa dude, you really need to shave that molest-stache!

by ROGGDOGG87 December 11, 2015

dirt-stach

When your face gets dirty and there's a shadow of dirt on your upper lip giving the appearance of a mustache made of dirt:

Obviously Joey hasn't washed his face in days; he's rocking the 'dirt-stache'!

by RedBombshell February 24, 2015

This cat is a bu because they have a fine bu stache.

by Weinerdog17 April 12, 2021

eeee u seen tha puss-stache

by jaydlaimt January 30, 2020

When someone is tickling your ballsack/nutsack with their moustache.

by Stachesack May 31, 2020

the art of pranking someone by drawing on the edge of a soda or beer can with a marker and giving it to someone, preferably a new coworker or intern

"Thanks for the soda" *takes a sip*

"HA!, now you have a starter-pack 'stache!"