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squidward dab

The act of putting your right arm across your face while the other arm opposite to the one covering your face and screaming squidward dab!!!!
by McCann lad June 18, 2016
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squidward

noun: a penis.

Originated from the term spongebob.
My squidward is hard.
by Doug_AK February 13, 2008
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slizzard

trife chick, dirty girl, female who gets around.
i had to drop her man, she was such a slizzard.
by Cup April 15, 2004
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slizzard

the loose skin in between your balls and the shaft of an erect and/or limp penis getting cut with a dull object. this can happen on purpuse or by accident! kind of like getting cirrcumsized.
ex. after being born, my doctor missed when trying to cirrcumsize me and gave me a slizzard.
ex. after being inductted into the boyscouts my denleader heald me down and slizzarded me
ex. BRO! that hurt so bad like a slizzard.
by lksrlgud&stf October 27, 2010
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squidward

tucking your penis between your legs while leaving your testicles untucked so that it appears to make the face of "Squidward."
Imagine this image: 0||0
Though in reality it is much more Squidward-like.
by hr puffinstuff January 9, 2008
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slizzard

A slutty skeezeball.
Emily Crozier is a slizzard.
by Joe and Sidney .. November 2, 2010
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squidwards nose

A squidwards nose is when you cum on a bitches face and it hangs down on her nose. Making it look like squidwards nose with squinted eyes.
Damn I gave her such a squidwards nose
by 3lyt3 H0ckr August 20, 2017
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