spunk bubble

a bubble of spunk. a person you conssider an idiot.

oh look at that spunk bubble

by xxxocet May 04, 2008

SPUNK-PUPPY

young, sexually active, usually teenage, boy used for gratification by older gay man

that lad is just a dopey spunk-puupy

by Attilla the Hump June 11, 2003

Spunk-Weld

The result of fully dried seamen adhering two physical entities together.

Example 1

"Honey, I'm Spunk-Welded to the bed."

"I'll be in the garadge."

(Squirt)

"Ask me why I did it."

Example 2

"The wings on this Boewing 747 will never hold at that altitude."

"Don't worry, I spunk-welded it myself."

"Genius. You just made Captain in my book."

(Squirt)

"Ask me why I did it."

by Eric Hollerbach April 15, 2007

spunk cannon

slang for an erect penis

albus fired his spunk cannon straight into minerva's mouth.

by HRH sara July 30, 2005

Spunk Skip

A women with Zero self esteem who just accepts the fact that blokes are going to unload any extra qwem floating around their sacks into her stinking pouch like the dirt she obviousley is

That Courtney is a proper spunk skip

by Mrlemon May 25, 2011

spunk giblet

someone who is about as useful as a chicken giblet only then dipped in spunk

ken livingston

by Big man March 13, 2003

spunk fucker

The genuine artice. The full nine yards. The full monty. Why would anyone want to fuck with anythng else?

That homey is a real spunk fucker the way he whipped that bitch's ass!

by dogpuppy 109 August 05, 2007