Shrodinger's Fap

An allegory for a terrible willy wankin' addiction. At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping. Like you're the cat and fapping is the poison

Paul: "I've been thinking about titties all morning. Man, it feels like at any time I could break down and fap"

Pattrick: "I'd hate to joke about your troubles, but it'd be pretty funny if we called that Shrodinger's Fap"

by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022

Sponger7

A guy that's mad that a discord server stole his name and is repeating it for no reason.

- Hey dude, what's up?
- Sponger7
- It's been 7 years, mate. Please let go of this joke. Your wife and kids left you because you never say anything other than Sponger7. Please, snap out of it
- Sponger7

by cakedon June 11, 2022

Sprinter

A plane or jet. Usually a private aircraft.

“We took George’s sprinter to California for a weekend”.

by John smallwood June 24, 2022

Springtrapping

When you take a man's penis and hold it in rusty spring locks until it turns purple, leaving it springtrapped.

1 "Hey man, why is your dick so purple."
2 "Oh this girl tried springtrapping my dick the other night, now it's my little purple guy."
1 "Looks like it hurts, I need to get myself springtrapped."

by TheBlindRaccoon July 4, 2022

Shrodinger's BLM

When someone says BLM, but does not specify Black Lives Matter or Blue Lives Matter

Person 1: Just saw this Instagram post of someone saying blm

Person 2: let’s hope he’s not racist. This case of Shrodinger's BLM can really go either way.

Person 1: I hope not, the guy who posted was black

by WildCoomChase July 12, 2022

shrodinger's pizza

When you dont know if a food has been eaten or not, at a probability close to 50/50, you could use the expression "shrodinger's pizza", derived from shrodinger's cat. can be used in a lot of ways

The burger i bought yesterday is probably shrodinger's pizza by now, i should check it later

by IMakeDumbExpressions October 23, 2022

shrodinger's shit

When you need to shit and it feels like diarrhea but you're constipated so it won't come out.

I'm in shit limbo, shrodinger's shit if you willl.

by Flixxy October 30, 2022