The Soft Nut

When a man's masturbated so many times in a day that he can no longer get a full erection, but still manages to ejaculate.

"Dude, the soft nut is my favorite nut to bust."

by BlasphemingGod November 3, 2013

soft bend

A soft lay when one or both parties are uninterested in having sex and are just bored.

Tara had nothing better to do so she gave Dwayne a soft bend to pass the time and make it easier to fall asleep.

by Dablister August 2, 2022

Soft Office

Evolution of working from home - working from bed.

After several staggered alarm snoozes, waking 5 minutes before your shift starts, you drag the laptop into the warm sanctuary of cosy goodness for a your wretched day of work.

You'll likely only get up for coffee and comfort breaks and you may well don a shirt over your pjs in case you get a video call from your boss.

The unlucky may fall foul of napping through an entire morning to wake up drenched in sweat, having missed 7 Skype calls from an angry Manager.

Cor blimey, I went one too many on the Sunday wines last night. How fortunate I’m in the soft office tomorrow.

by BeebopandRocksteady May 20, 2021

Soft Hearted

A person who's felling's are very easily hurt by actions, or words!

A person who cry's watching sad movies or real life tragic news stories!

Don't tell Becky she has gained a little weight because she's soft hearted and will start to cry!

by Joecrash396 June 18, 2018

soft spot

It's a feeling that you have in a girl/boy. Liking that person so much. You can't think of anything except for that special someone.

"I have a soft spot for this guy, i just don't know what to do, should I make the first move?"

by fragile soul August 5, 2005

soft cock

Someone who is weak or lacking essential masculinity

Gee that Michael in the toolshop is a soft cock

by jigsaw666 April 8, 2008

soft taco

When the area around the female organ (or the vagina) is shaved completely and is soft to the touch.

mmmmmm, Janice has a nice soft taco.

by John Haigh January 20, 2006