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Umbrella Socialism

Umbrella socialism - It is a common illusion that umbrellas are not exclusively personal belongings but socially-owned items that should be shared by anyone else, not just by the supposed owners, contributing to radically reducing a sense of guilt that using others' without any permission is a clear case of theft.
"Hey, that's not your umbrella, is it? I saw that in the umbrella stand at the cafe, when we went in"
"I steal theirs, as they steal mine. That's Umbrella Socialism".
by Hiroish June 22, 2014
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Anti-Socialing

The act of being Anti-Social for a short amount of time.
E.G; when you feel emotionless for a day.
Person A:"Dude did you see Mandy, she's being so cold and emotionless today!!!"
Person B: "Naw, man, she's just Anti-Socialing right now!"
by JackettheRooster July 8, 2017
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Supreme socialist

A Supreme socialist is effectively a champagne socialist with one minor difference- They have a particularly fetishistic focus on the Supreme brand. A Supreme socialist is aware of the excesses of capitalism, and will likely criticize exceptionally wealthy individuals for purchasing expensive luxury goods rather than being open-handed with their money. Still, a Supreme socialist will insist on buying Supreme items, despite the fact that there are few (if any) worthwhile qualities inherent in such merchandise beyond the approval of others.
Andreas: Have you heard about the fucked up conditions of the sweatshops in China?

Hunter: Uh, yeah. That stuff is pretty messed up, dude. They've got suicide nets and everything.

Andreas: Yeah. Hey, I just copped a new Supreme hat. It cost me about fifty bucks.

Hunter: You're such a Supreme socialist, Andy.
by Young Ronaldo September 16, 2018
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Secondhand Socialism

The economic system in which a government taxes and regulates businesses heavily, rather than owning the means of production. This allows the government to control and profit from said corporations without the duty of running them.
Bernie Sanders is not a socialist. He would never suggest that the government should own all businesses”
“No, but he certainly believes in Secondhand Socialism the way he talks of Amazon’s taxes”
by The Federal Press May 3, 2019
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Distant Socialing

The act of being uncomfortably close to everything you come in contact with.
Guy1: Have you heard about all the social distancing stuff?

Guy2: What did you say? Distant Socialing?
by caved May 6, 2020
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This is what left-wing Scottish people refer to as a utopic place that they one day hope to live in; this is the ideology of a Scottish state that makes all of it's citizens equal, economically and socially. It is also referred to as the USSR.
"one day I will wake up to a place where I don't feel judged nor discriminated, the United Scottish Socialist Republic."
by MonkeyTempleGang May 4, 2017
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socialism

Economic philosophy of the German Nazi Party.
You believe in socialism? What are you? A fucking NAZI!?!?!
by Nickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk August 27, 2006
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