Umbrella socialism - It is a common illusion that umbrellas are not exclusively personal belongings but socially-owned items that should be shared by anyone else, not just by the supposed owners, contributing to radically reducing a sense of guilt that using others' without any permission is a clear case of theft.
"Hey, that's not your umbrella, is it? I saw that in the umbrella stand at the cafe, when we went in"
"I steal theirs, as they steal mine. That's Umbrella Socialism".
"I steal theirs, as they steal mine. That's Umbrella Socialism".
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A Supreme socialist is effectively a champagne socialist with one minor difference- They have a particularly fetishistic focus on the Supreme brand. A Supreme socialist is aware of the excesses of capitalism, and will likely criticize exceptionally wealthy individuals for purchasing expensive luxury goods rather than being open-handed with their money. Still, a Supreme socialist will insist on buying Supreme items, despite the fact that there are few (if any) worthwhile qualities inherent in such merchandise beyond the approval of others.
Andreas: Have you heard about the fucked up conditions of the sweatshops in China?
Hunter: Uh, yeah. That stuff is pretty messed up, dude. They've got suicide nets and everything.
Andreas: Yeah. Hey, I just copped a new Supreme hat. It cost me about fifty bucks.
Hunter: You're such a Supreme socialist, Andy.
Hunter: Uh, yeah. That stuff is pretty messed up, dude. They've got suicide nets and everything.
Andreas: Yeah. Hey, I just copped a new Supreme hat. It cost me about fifty bucks.
Hunter: You're such a Supreme socialist, Andy.
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Get the Supreme socialist mug.The economic system in which a government taxes and regulates businesses heavily, rather than owning the means of production. This allows the government to control and profit from said corporations without the duty of running them.
“Bernie Sanders is not a socialist. He would never suggest that the government should own all businesses”
“No, but he certainly believes in Secondhand Socialism the way he talks of Amazon’s taxes”
“No, but he certainly believes in Secondhand Socialism the way he talks of Amazon’s taxes”
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Guy2: What did you say? Distant Socialing?
Guy2: What did you say? Distant Socialing?
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Get the Distant Socialing mug.This is what left-wing Scottish people refer to as a utopic place that they one day hope to live in; this is the ideology of a Scottish state that makes all of it's citizens equal, economically and socially. It is also referred to as the USSR.
"one day I will wake up to a place where I don't feel judged nor discriminated, the United Scottish Socialist Republic."
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