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snowflake your ass

A person who is so Christmas crazed that they'll snowflake your ass
"You better fucking put up my Christmas tree or I'll snowflake your ass!"
by Dick dick couch December 12, 2016
mugGet the snowflake your assmug.

Snowflake Death Cult

Americans that are so afraid to admit that COVID 19 is real that they are collectively committing the slowest mass suicide in world history.
That Snowflake Death Cult member wouldn't believe a doctor when the doctor said they needed a vaccination, but they believed in the doctor enough to go back when they needed the tube.
by anonymous September 26, 2021
mugGet the Snowflake Death Cultmug.
A debate where people are discussing which group of people is ruining society the most, special snowflakes because of their oversensitivity, and edgelords because of their overinsensitivity, without realizing that it's technically both of them who have done the most damage.
Is there any reason to have an edgelord vs. snowflake debate? They're both equally toxic and have been ruining our culture for years now.
by CelticEagle February 17, 2019
mugGet the Edgelord vs. Snowflake Debatemug.

oklahoma city snowflake

The act of taking an old cum rag and shaking all the dried up, flaky cum onto a piece of paper. The paper is then folded in half and used to funnel the cum flakes ("snow" flakes) into someone's mouth.
I was going to throw out the sock I've kept under my mattress for the last year, but before I did I gave my girl The Oklahoma City Snowflake. She loved it!
by AttackOfTheYeast February 22, 2017
mugGet the oklahoma city snowflakemug.

mouth full of snowflakes

When a person stops themselves from swallowing. Usually when they are being confronted by another person more powerful than them.
John was brought in for questioning he tried not to swallow but the detectives knew he had a mouth full of snowflakes.
by Kenneth H. November 13, 2005
mugGet the mouth full of snowflakesmug.

golden snowflake

A Trump supporter who gets overly sensitive and melts down when facts are presented which contradict what their leader has told them, and are unable to use logic to disprove the facts.
Fact : Repealing the ACA will deprive 20+ million of their health insurance.

Golden snowflake: Liberal tears LOL. Make America great again! Fake news, bad media!

Fact: Less people voted for Trump. The majority of the country found him unappealing and unqualified.

Golden snowflake: Doesn't matter! The electoral college* wanted him! #MAGA

*Note - elites.
by Dr.Kruschnekov January 14, 2017
mugGet the golden snowflakemug.

Snowflake

A person who silences disagreement with their agenda or escapes accountability for their actions by deceitfully feigning offense or hurt feelings when questioned about the accuracy or logic of their narrative.
No matter how obviously that snowflake John Doe is caught lying or stealing, it’s always the one catching him who’s in trouble, for, of course, “hurting his feelings”.

If you know what’s good for you, you’ll just nod, smile and give him what he wants.
by Jrottn September 7, 2021
mugGet the Snowflakemug.

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