Thick as a Snicker

Term used to define a fly shorty. Said shorty can't be spindly and thin, nor albino, and can't be a chickenhead either. To be Thick as a Snicker it helps if the girl is of color but it is not a requirement. Typically, the female will have an attractive posterior and legs and you'll be attracted to her instantly. This is also known as "having strong feelings towards the girl."

Term made popular by the Brandon Flowers (cornerback for KC Chiefs) tweet to random girl he saw on the street.

Me: Yo dude check out the bangin' chick going into that korean nail salon!
JP: Word up homes, she so fly that she Thick as a Snicker.

Me: Girl let me holla at you, I'm boning up seeing how you as thick as a snicker.
Girl: That's the best pick up line I ever heard! I'm glad you like my fly ass! Do you wanna come over later?

Brandon Flowers (via twitter): So to the light skin girl wit long hair that walked out of city hall around 5 that was thick as a snicker I have strong feelins toward u

by Suge Night May 18, 2011

Thicker than a snicker

Thicker than a snicker is when a girl has a round but and big and cute

Dang girl you are thicker than a snicker

by Devnnot October 26, 2019

Thicker than a snicker

Nico

Nico is hella fine... no he’s thicker than a snicker

by Skater999 October 23, 2018

snickerdick

A guy with a dark dick and it taste like chocolate and caramel and has nuts with it.

That over guy over there has a snickerdick like haqmud.

by Henry Siu November 1, 2006

Seattle Snickers Bar

The act of shitting on someones chest, dipping a mans scrotum in the shit (nuts in chocolate), and making the woman...or man...lick the shit off

I really enjoy when John gives me the Seattle Snickers Bar because I love balls and poop in my mouth

by SexMachine69 March 14, 2008

Snickerbox

when a woman wipes her ass from back to front filling her snatch up with feces.

that dirty bitch will never get eaten out with that smelly snickerbox.

by Shaggy755 November 29, 2007

snicker butt

Snicker butt is when either one doesn't wipe properly or one expresses a wet fart filling your crack with unwanted mess. Often causes itching and embarrassing jerky movements.

"Joe ran out of t.p. in the jiffy john and now he has snicker butt, look how he is walking."

by Bedrock Gang March 18, 2009