snail blade

To slowly sabotage someone or something; To bring a relationship or events to an end slowly; kill slowly

We snail bladed them and before they knew it, we stole the deal.

by All day 1978 May 3, 2021

Snail Hail

Why this Why not This Hey Why is There so Much Capital letter So Bye Capital Letters Bye "K" Mom

don't in hail yo Snail Hail Please

by Ali-A intro March 11, 2022

Slug / Snail

A term commonly used amongst users of powdered chemical compounds used to get off your face.

A slug is an overpacked line - resembling a slug and a snail is an overpacked bomb - a slug in a shell.

That Slug / Snail hit me like a train!

by CARLITO_EL_GRANDE January 20, 2015

Snail Man

Snail Man is a cryptozoological creature discovered/popularized by Singer/Songwriter Gezebelle Gaburgably. Snail Man is about six feet tall and is usually in some sort of bright neon color. He is often seen not wearing clothes but occasionally he puts some on. Snail Man prefers a lifestyle of isolation and doesn’t like people. Snail Man mainly eats shrubs and herbs, and is know for his life of crime. Committing terrible acts such as bombing a casino and committing a mass shooting at a local Home Depot.

“Hey have you heard about Snail Man?”
“No.”

by ImaBigNerd September 8, 2023

Crippled Snail

When you have sex with a quadriplegic woman, getting her all wet with ooze. Then proceed to grab her by the hair and drag her across the floor leaving a slimy trail.

“I showed her the ol crippled snail and realized, she’s light as a feather. So I whipped her around like a human mace”

by Franko0119 August 15, 2020

Snail Salt

To place ones flaccid penis across the upper lip of another male who has passed out.

Do y'all remember when he performed the snail salt on him? Don't worry we took plenty of pictures.

by Herm Fern January 10, 2014

Snail sandwich

The act of taking a butter knife and shoving it up a woman’s pussy and scrap around for some vaginal secretion (the white clumpy shit in a pussy) and then using the secretion on a PB and J instead of jelly

Man I love when my wife makes me a snail sandwich for work! It’s delicious and has one hell of an aroma.

by Bigoleballsack September 23, 2022