tank slapping

The act of a man using his penis to penetrate another mans anus in a dodgy style so that there semen tanks slap together. Hence, 'slapping tanks'.

Bob and George have been togther for 6 years now. Not my idea of fun mind, not really one for tank slapping.

by Christoph October 26, 2005

Key Slapping

A person who continuously slaps the keys on a keyboard making unpleasantly loud noises.

When DK does a control F website search on the keyboard, he keeps Key Slapping the enter key on each search result.

"It's because I'm left handed" is his foolish answer.

by Dallas1976 August 4, 2007

pad slapping

The process in which a prepubescent girl preferably 12 is raped while having a tampon inside her. Once her cherry is popped, take the tampon out and shove it in her ass (make sure she hasn't popped) once the tampon is covered in blood, semen, and poop slap her in the face with it until she is either knocked out or begs for mercy.

Oh boy Jonny i hope u had fun pad slapping your cousin

by Snooki af April 25, 2019

cheek-slapping

getting sexual pleasure from the masochistic nature of a quick whip of the anus.

Hey sarah! Fancy a bit o' cheek-slapping tonight?

Nah...im donkey punching

by flashermonkey April 29, 2004

Tongue Slapping

When a male or female uses their tongue to lick a person of the opposite genders' face in order to gain their attention.

Girl: 'I had to use tongue slapping last night because the guy next to me was drunk and singing"

by Urban Nutter November 13, 2011

Cheese Slapping

When you "cheese slap" somebody, it means you had sexual interaction. Swiss cheese refers to oral sex, whilst cheddar cheese refers to solely sexual intercourse. You can cheese slap somebody, and you can use the term in other forms such as "we are going to slap each other with cheese" for it applies to a large spectrum of things. Note: This does not refer back to the edible type of cheese, though you could in fact say you ate someone's cheese.

Me: "Dude, i was cheese slapping this ho the other day..."

Some bro: "That's cool man, who was it?"

Me: "YOUR MOM! WHAT IS UP"

by Swag666 July 14, 2013

Gandhi-Slapping

It is basically Happy-Slapping but the culprits batter and film a victim whilst wearing bald caps and nappies shouting Gandhi!!! A rare occasion but never not hilarious.

I'm so fucked up after last night. I was Gandhi-Slapped and they took my Wallet.

Today children, we are going to learn how to Gandhi-Slap and then go out and kick the shit out of some cunts.

I got really drunk night and then took my mum Gandhi-Slapping.

by Gandhi2010 January 26, 2010