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Maggie Simpson

The 1-year-old on the animated series The Simpsons. Constantly sucks on her pacifier. Once did what no one else would: shoot Mr. Burns. We see her as a teenager in the episode Lisa's wedding, where she wears a pacifier around her neck and still doesn't talk. See www.MaggieAndEric.com
If you want to see Maggie when she's a bit older (13 I think), check out www.MaggieAndEric.com. Yes, she's still jailbait, but it's a cartoon, so who cares??
by Homer Jay Simpson February 17, 2005
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Maggie Simpson

She shot Mr Burns.She's cool,man!
by TheWiggidy October 11, 2003
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Simpsons Syndrome

When a TV show keeps on going.

And going...
And going... Long after its quality went down the tubes.

Usually because the channel that airs it is making big bucks and absolutely refuses to let the creator end it.
"The Simpsons hasn't been good since 1999. Why do they even try anymore?"
"Simpsons Syndrome"
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 2, 2020
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simpsitive

someone who is sensitive being a simp

a person who is sensitive and a simp at the same time
that boy is such a simpsitive
by anonymous October 25, 2020
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Simpsons God

The TV show ,The Simpsons, has more than 20 episodes that mimic historical events that happen in the future.
I can't believe that event happened in the news today! Well I guess the Simpsons God did it again and predicted the future.
by Damon K. February 2, 2021
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Simmy

Simmy is perfection...
1) She is extremely intelligent and creative and is a complete badass but on the inside is a softy...
Adding to that she is a great leader and really mature.
2)Simmy is extremely loyal and can be trusted as a friend or girlfriend : she will never cheat, lie or trick you. Also, she is really supportive and trusts people who are Loyal to her.
3) She is perfect!
She has a mesmerising smile and seductive eyes and an amazing body and makes other girls envy .In addition, she always attracts attention without even trying!
4) She is brave and fearless but can sometimes be a bit too hyper and over dramatic when excited.
5) She is sometimes sensitive towards criticism but is strong and able to pick up the pieces of her broken heart and rebuild herself.
6)AWESOME FANGIRL
7) She is musical and artistic and has multiple talents
So overall, Simmy is perfect and talented.

So hug a Simmy and tell her so...
a: Did you see Simmy?
b: yeah. she's so hot

or

A: Letting go of Simmy was the hardest thing

b: You were lucky to have her but you just threw her away...
I loved simmy the most I wished I had a friend like Simmy
by NATHAN FEARON August 9, 2021
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Ashford & Simpson

To be "Solid" or "Solid As A Rock" (a song made famous by Husband & Wife duo Ashford & Simpson)...

When a girl gives you the hardest, most veiny and throbbing boner ever. Can sometimes feel like the penis is literally going to crack and shatter. Can only be sustained by more of the same action (which may result in ejaculation) or immediately after, using a cock ring.
Girl: Ooh baby, do you like the way I'm rubbing your cock between my big-ass titties all covered in hot oil, stroking your balls and playing with a dildo in my ass so you can fuck me all while we're watching lesbian porn?

Guy: Are you kidding baby? I'm totally Ashford & Simpson right now.
by Omn1scientist November 26, 2010
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