Simington

A person who, when trying to figure out a problem, arrives at the conclusion several minutes after every other moron in the room. See also Pyle.

John: I think that guy is retared.
Mark: No he's just a simington.

by Stage Name April 18, 2007

seminese

just another word for semen
Nicer to say in front of the kiddies

Example: your girlfriend swallows my seminese while you're at work

by korsy July 29, 2006

Shming

Another word for penis, usually used in the north parts of chicago

Eric, you suck shming.

Mason is a shming lover.

Mr.Koff hates that we use the word shming.

by ShmingGod November 28, 2017

siinbeforeme

siinbeforeme is my favorite person and theyre so nice to everyone, theyre about to hit 1.3k on tiktok, they deserve better than those scumbags that broke them, I LOVE THEM, THEYRE MY FAV PERSON

person 1: have you seen siinbeforeme?
person 2: FUCK YEAH I LOVE THEM THEYRE SO PRETTY AND KIND

by leg_lover7980 September 2, 2021

Semined

it's more so characterized as a poor decision at the time of needed good decision. for example, too fancy of puck handling, a bad penalty taken at an unnecessary time, an obsession for the great 8, and the sometimes occasional decent goal.. but general inconsistency.

You've been semined.

by CAPSGIRLSHELL April 30, 2011

seminary

the absolute WORST place imaginable. basically, dads drag their families halfway across the country to this place, so that they can "honor their father and mother" and "support their fathers." this place causes all normal teenagers of the fathers to become hostile and angry..... cjildren may become suicidal and crazed to the point where they say "eff this shiz!" in conclusion, who CARES what it is.... just DONT EVER agree to go there if your dad gets the "great" idea to pick up your lives.

"hey whats the matter with you??" "oh, nothing new. my dad decided to move us to the seminary and i am fearing for my life. i dont want to die, but i know the feeling is inevitable. what a terribleselfish father i have!!"

by tiredofthis!!! November 19, 2009

seminate

To spread ones semin on, in, or around any body part of an opposite or same sex.

A Facial.

Any form of spreading semin.

Hey James I just seminated all over Gene's chest.

I usually seminate on my couch.

by Wrathgar Lord of Panties May 23, 2006