Mammoth hair that grows on the bottom of aged or women with an over balanced amount of testosterone in their system, usually with bad odour and self esteem which causes Simies to be overweight.
God damn woman either stop taking those damn prescription hormone supplements or shave! your getting a bad case of Simie!
by fwq'eifjwe June 8, 2004
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by Numba1gurl October 31, 2014
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Dominican is a loose translation that means dog of Spain it is a byword placed on the tribe of Simeon to conceal their heritage and identity.
by Romans9 November 30, 2018
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