sideways smile

Rotate a smile 90/270 degrees and you'll see what I mean.

Sideways smile ≠ vagina/cunt/pussy/whatever-the-frick

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 March 31, 2017

Sideways Shirt

A sideways shirt is something you do to go against the norm. It is something that is abnormal but you do it just to say, "Fuck the system".

"I don't like sugar in my coffee."
"Why?"
"I don't know, it's my sideways shirt"

by jadedkitty July 19, 2016

drink yourself sideways

Drinking so much alcohol that you can no longer stand properly and are stumbling and leaning to the side like a zombie. You couldn’t hide this level of intoxication if you tried, and it’s only a matter of time before you fall over and hurt yourself.

1. “I really want you to come to this party, but please don’t drink yourself sideways this time.”

2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.

by Dr. Sigh October 19, 2023

Cut the meat sideways

Wasting time doing a useless task.

Don’t cut the meat sideways and get your work done.

by JimmyDaWordsmith July 26, 2021

sideways tall

Fat, rotund, big-boned, portly

Nathan: I'm getting fat as fuck.
Drayton: Nah man, you're not fat, your just sideways tall.

by Haluci-N8 July 20, 2018

Sideways Stance

Someone who gets roasted on the daily about their car and gets roasted by fettesben, oh and they think their car is supposed to be a "meme" just because fettesben roasted it

Do you see that?! He is getting roasted by fettesben! Hes being
Sideways stance!!

by SomeRandomDud June 13, 2017

Sideways friend

Someone who claims to love you, but actually will always try their hardest to make things difficult, try to make you jealous, try to make you feel less than!

I’m not a sideways friend!

Oh, I’m sorry, girl you know I love you & would never “intentionally” hurt you!

by Phatgirl3374 October 21, 2018