Shnob

A penis so covered in smegma that it is unusable in any context.

Kieran - “Josh’s grimey sausagey Gammy mingey minuscule cocktail sausage of cock is such a shnob that he will get testicular cancer because the semen cannot exit the japseye due to the fact it is blocked up with that much dick cheese he could open a dairy farm.”

by Zachary rood January 6, 2023

Shobbing

the combination of shitting and shobbing

i would be at my grandfathers funeral but im too busy shobbing.

by kaitosock August 10, 2023

Shobana

shobana is a banana that is very kind and caring and helpful and funny and honest

shobana is my bitch window!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Sophia_Annie September 6, 2023

Shmobile

Shitting while moving

"Jerry Shmobiled across the street"

by MidasLuther October 25, 2023

Shobby

Shobby (noun, pl. shobbies) A shop that is more of a hobby for its affluent owner, it has no set opening hours. A shobby is usually found in gentrified town/district that has completely displaced all the creative and artistic residents. It typically sells kooky upper middle class knickknacks that are hand made and ethically sourced that have a locally produced vibe. The items cost three times as much as the handmade, locally produced vibe and ethically sourced items the displaced artists used to make.

“That shobby’s opening hours are more erratic than my bowel movements after dairy” or “This street has a lot of shobbies, a great place to go if you want a $450 plant pot made by Sicilian nuns”

by ⁂ sterism January 2, 2024

Scroble

Scrotum stubble

"What's wrong bro!?"
"Dude! My scroble is itching like a mother fucker!"

by GangGrene January 25, 2024

Shlobacropster

A little wannabe gangster that thinks eating lobster with bare hands is badass.

I met a guy on Tinder today and he is such a shlobacropster.

These Gen-Z shlobacropsters are getting on my nerves.

by UnknownWalter February 13, 2024