Shreds

This word can be used in various ways to characterize something as a let-down, usually marked by disappointment, frustration or depression.

Friend 1: "Hey you wanna chill tonight bro?"
Friend 2: "Shreds, I have a 5 page essay due by tomorrow."

by mf21 November 7, 2017

Down tuned jazz shred metal

Romance and Rebellion

That is our genre of music, Down tuned jazz shred metal- Alecsandr James (The Guitarist)

by THEREYNOLDSPAMPHLET December 30, 2018

Shred

To engage in a riotous road trip experience which leaves the soul nourished, the body and bike broken or damaged.

Just came back from a Euro Shred, can't feel my legs and my brake discs are warped

by Bubbajiggles July 8, 2022

The Paper Shreds

Small, painful paper cuts one recieves from the act of sexual intercourse with a book, or magazine.

synonym- The Shreds

(7:25:26 PM) Andrew: you read me like a book
(7:25:38 PM) Adam: i fucked your mom like a book
(7:25:50 PM) Andrew: u didn't get the paper shreds did you???

by Wallnerboy October 30, 2007

Shredding Weight

Losing over 8 pounds in two weeks

What are you talking About? You're shredding weight with that 21 day fix.

by Gaza the kazan April 25, 2015

Shred Head

When you get a blow job or the good suck from someone with braces.

My hommie gave me some good shred head yesterday, but now my meat is all cut up.

by Drew p. Wiener February 11, 2019

Shredded pussy ass

When you too many children and your uterus falls out and you can only use ass after that.

Damn, that girls shredded pussy ass gave out on doing.me.

by SparkleKat November 30, 2025