Shoulder bowling

The act of rushing through a crowd of people and slamming your shoulders into strangers as you hurry to a destination.

I was shoulder bowling people all day because my boss had me rushing back and forth between the office and the factory. blocking, crowd blocking, shoving, pushing, ramming, hitting

by joecoolthefool January 23, 2015

Shoulder dance

Also known as the "Uzi dance" made popular by Lil Uzi Vert.

Guy #1: Aye, check out my Uzi shoulder dance bro.
Guy#2: Shit is lit fam

by Casey from Texas June 02, 2018

shoulder dive

When one places a miniature picnic table on the floor, lies next to it, and rolls until their shoulder crushes the picnic table. (The shoulder dive should take place in front of the small child that made the picnic table).
Reasons for the shoulder dive may include: wanting to feel big and strong, picnic tables piss you off, the small child was being a bitch and had it coming

Jamie: Jay, you so just laid down the shoulder dive on that kids picnic table.
Jay: Damn right I did.

by Jamie Chennells December 05, 2007

Open shoulder

When you could give less about what someone is thinking/feeling, so you offer your shoulder as a sign of "fake sympathy."

Girl 1: My shirt has a small hole in it!

Girl 2: Really? I have an open shoulder for you. (points to shoulder)

by theatregeek2013 April 30, 2011

shoulder gnome

someone that stands behind another person when they are doing something like chatting on the internet checking their email and such

why do you always have to stand behind me when i'm on the computer , you're such a shoulder gnome

by SureBuddy August 05, 2007

head and shoulders

something you say to a person that is known for flaking and you both have plans later.

friend1:I'm comin' to your house later.

friend2:we head and shoulders, right? because you be flakin' somethin' serious, homie!

by scionmaiden January 28, 2009

Slopey Shoulders

Somebody with slopey shoulders is somebody who deflects responsibility or tasks.

It's a step beyond lazy where the person accused is actively trying to push work onto somebody else.

He wants her to do his work for him? Old Slopey shoulders strikes again.

by AnotherJames November 12, 2008