Shitwatch 2011
an underground Facebook group whoes sole purpose in life is to share their shit. Some UPLOAD pictures while LOGGING in while others just name their turds after politicians, restaurants and friends...
an underground Facebook group whoes sole purpose in life is to share their shit. Some UPLOAD pictures while LOGGING in while others just name their turds after politicians, restaurants and friends...
Shitwatch 2011
I just shit a brick! (picture pls) nice one
Tadpole... Fail! little shit!
Hyperion flush! out for recycling
Long Beach Roller... hear the splash! drop turd
Had to LOG out in my pants turd
Vienna sausage and one corn kernel fail!
Crack pot huh?
McNuggets! turdlets
Bowl Of bon-bons shit balls
I just shit a brick! (picture pls) nice one
Tadpole... Fail! little shit!
Hyperion flush! out for recycling
Long Beach Roller... hear the splash! drop turd
Had to LOG out in my pants turd
Vienna sausage and one corn kernel fail!
Crack pot huh?
McNuggets! turdlets
Bowl Of bon-bons shit balls
by cheapsuitdan August 25, 2011
Get the shitwatch 2011 mug.1. That Hoester sure can move fast, he shiftied away from that chick so quickly! God knows why he'd do that.
2. Back in the army, we were taught to shiftyy away from a grenade if it fell in the pit.
3. "That girl isn't even 16 yet! Thank God I shiftied"
2. Back in the army, we were taught to shiftyy away from a grenade if it fell in the pit.
3. "That girl isn't even 16 yet! Thank God I shiftied"
by cplnah September 2, 2011
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Get the Shitwad mug.A basketball group that formed around Trevor Dunbar, the Shift Team General. The group only validates people with serious ball handling skills.
Man we out here, no girlfriending/social media 24/7, we just busting our ass off in the gym man. We be having three square meals everyday, you know what I'm saying. Stay Shifty, Shift Team's here y'all.
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Get the Shift Team mug.When you're taking a family photo and grandma says "Ooo what's that?" And the grandson replies, "that's a shifty nut grandma, hanging out the bottom of my shorts"
Come on, let's go to a theme park and throw out a shifty nut, so we can get on the big screen.
Uncle Barry's shorts are so loose, he doesn't even realised that he's thrown a shifty nut.
I asked my electrician to change my light globe and he asked me to hold his ladder, and all I saw was a shifty nut
Come on, let's go to a theme park and throw out a shifty nut, so we can get on the big screen.
Uncle Barry's shorts are so loose, he doesn't even realised that he's thrown a shifty nut.
I asked my electrician to change my light globe and he asked me to hold his ladder, and all I saw was a shifty nut
by Peter Enis 85 February 25, 2023
Get the Shifty Nut mug.The phrase that you say when referring to work in a non-ironic way. On completion of said phrase, the speaker (and possibly those within earshot) immediately cease to listen and concentrate on what the phrase itself means. This process generally includes context abuse, giggling, and later, regret.
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Get the bridge shift mug.A waitstaff shift occurring during a late weekday night, ie: Midnight to six a.m. on a Wednesday. Named so because these are the less-desirable (lower-paying) shifts usually worked by the less-desirable (aesthetically-challenged) servers. Term popularized in the movie "Swingers."
There aren't going to be any hot waitresses at the casino tonight; it's the Wednesday night skank shift.
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