Sex

Sex is something I want to do to this man so badly that I daydream about it every day. It's something I crave so bad that I tingle when I see him, I want to climb this man like Mount Everest. I could suck this man every day and still want more.

Damn i wanna sex that man so bad

by Ilovethatmansobad June 11, 2023

Sex

I don't fucking know...

Random hot girl: "Lets have sex!"
Me: "What's that?"

by Thenoncreativename June 26, 2023

Sex

Urban Dictionary

Me: *looks up something on urban dictionary*
Me 5 seconds later: *realized what I was looking at was a sex joke*

by seuneup June 26, 2021

Sex

Something you searched up on UrbanDictionary to read and get horny by because you know you'll never get it.

I pull him closer and he smiles. He pushes me into the wall. His hand goes but my shirt and under my bra. He squished my breast and I moaned. He lifted my shirt up and unhooked my bra.

He places him mouth on my nipple and I moan.

He shoves his hand down my pants and shoves 2 fingers up my pussy.

"J-Jason! N-Not here! P-Please!" I cry

He doesn't listen, he takes of my skirt and next thing I know I'm fully naked.

He pokes his cock out of his fly hole and shoves it into me.

I moan and scream. It was so big and deep.

He speeds up. I scream, "J-Jason! P-Please! J-Jason! Jason!"

He fucks me right there.

And that's how we got arrested for having sex in a public alleyway. And that how you were made, Ryan.

Ryan: I...I didn't need to know that...

by whatshouldmypseudonymbe??? July 7, 2021

Sex

That's how mommy and daddy made you

Sex is how you were made

by KassWritesDefinitions July 9, 2021

SEX

The number one cause of babies worldwide.

Tarzan: Let's have sex and make a baby!
Jane: Okay!!

by Melisande October 16, 2007

sex

when you put the pee pee in the coochi

person: dude i saw jenny yesterday.

persons friend: what did u do??

person: i put the pee pee in the coochi

persons friend: you mean sex?

person: yeah

justin beiber: im a fag

by the little wigger that could August 14, 2010