When two (or more) people feel stuff in their private parts so they put their privates on each other or hump etc.
Vladdy Daddy walked up to his uwu baba Boris baby and fucked his tight omega hole.
(This is called sex)
(This is called sex)
by MyWattpadIs-unpocogaga February 13, 2023
Get the Sexmug. Something you searched up on UrbanDictionary to read and get horny by because you know you'll never get it.
I pull him closer and he smiles. He pushes me into the wall. His hand goes but my shirt and under my bra. He squished my breast and I moaned. He lifted my shirt up and unhooked my bra.
He places him mouth on my nipple and I moan.
He shoves his hand down my pants and shoves 2 fingers up my pussy.
"J-Jason! N-Not here! P-Please!" I cry
He doesn't listen, he takes of my skirt and next thing I know I'm fully naked.
He pokes his cock out of his fly hole and shoves it into me.
I moan and scream. It was so big and deep.
He speeds up. I scream, "J-Jason! P-Please! J-Jason! Jason!"
He fucks me right there.
And that's how we got arrested for having sex in a public alleyway. And that how you were made, Ryan.
Ryan: I...I didn't need to know that...
He places him mouth on my nipple and I moan.
He shoves his hand down my pants and shoves 2 fingers up my pussy.
"J-Jason! N-Not here! P-Please!" I cry
He doesn't listen, he takes of my skirt and next thing I know I'm fully naked.
He pokes his cock out of his fly hole and shoves it into me.
I moan and scream. It was so big and deep.
He speeds up. I scream, "J-Jason! P-Please! J-Jason! Jason!"
He fucks me right there.
And that's how we got arrested for having sex in a public alleyway. And that how you were made, Ryan.
Ryan: I...I didn't need to know that...
by whatshouldmypseudonymbe??? July 7, 2021
Get the Sexmug. Something uniquely good, and often easily identifiable for having a large amount of effort put into it. Used as a reaction to content one enjoys as a stand alone phrase
In response to someone demonstrating an ability in an activity that you previously thought not possible:
this is sex
this is sex
by Pseudo-lexicographer November 22, 2017
Get the this is sexmug. Me: *looks up something on urban dictionary*
Me 5 seconds later: *realized what I was looking at was a sex joke*
Me 5 seconds later: *realized what I was looking at was a sex joke*
by seuneup June 26, 2021
Get the Sexmug. by KassWritesDefinitions July 9, 2021
Get the Sexmug. by Melisande October 16, 2007
Get the SEXmug. person: dude i saw jenny yesterday.
persons friend: what did u do??
person: i put the pee pee in the coochi
persons friend: you mean sex?
person: yeah
justin beiber: im a fag
persons friend: what did u do??
person: i put the pee pee in the coochi
persons friend: you mean sex?
person: yeah
justin beiber: im a fag
by the little wigger that could August 14, 2010
Get the sexmug.