Something you searched up on UrbanDictionary to read and get horny by because you know you'll never get it.
I pull him closer and he smiles. He pushes me into the wall. His hand goes but my shirt and under my bra. He squished my breast and I moaned. He lifted my shirt up and unhooked my bra.
He places him mouth on my nipple and I moan.
He shoves his hand down my pants and shoves 2 fingers up my pussy.
"J-Jason! N-Not here! P-Please!" I cry
He doesn't listen, he takes of my skirt and next thing I know I'm fully naked.
He pokes his cock out of his fly hole and shoves it into me.
I moan and scream. It was so big and deep.
He speeds up. I scream, "J-Jason! P-Please! J-Jason! Jason!"
He fucks me right there.
And that's how we got arrested for having sex in a public alleyway. And that how you were made, Ryan.
Ryan: I...I didn't need to know that...
He places him mouth on my nipple and I moan.
He shoves his hand down my pants and shoves 2 fingers up my pussy.
"J-Jason! N-Not here! P-Please!" I cry
He doesn't listen, he takes of my skirt and next thing I know I'm fully naked.
He pokes his cock out of his fly hole and shoves it into me.
I moan and scream. It was so big and deep.
He speeds up. I scream, "J-Jason! P-Please! J-Jason! Jason!"
He fucks me right there.
And that's how we got arrested for having sex in a public alleyway. And that how you were made, Ryan.
Ryan: I...I didn't need to know that...
by whatshouldmypseudonymbe??? July 7, 2021
Get the Sexmug. Something uniquely good, and often easily identifiable for having a large amount of effort put into it. Used as a reaction to content one enjoys as a stand alone phrase
In response to someone demonstrating an ability in an activity that you previously thought not possible:
this is sex
this is sex
by Pseudo-lexicographer November 22, 2017
Get the this is sexmug. Me: *looks up something on urban dictionary*
Me 5 seconds later: *realized what I was looking at was a sex joke*
Me 5 seconds later: *realized what I was looking at was a sex joke*
by seuneup June 26, 2021
Get the Sexmug. by KassWritesDefinitions July 9, 2021
Get the Sexmug. by Melisande October 16, 2007
Get the SEXmug. person: dude i saw jenny yesterday.
persons friend: what did u do??
person: i put the pee pee in the coochi
persons friend: you mean sex?
person: yeah
justin beiber: im a fag
persons friend: what did u do??
person: i put the pee pee in the coochi
persons friend: you mean sex?
person: yeah
justin beiber: im a fag
by the little wigger that could August 14, 2010
Get the sexmug. A sloppy act, in which a male private part inserts, and continuously thrusts itself into a male or female private part. This is done to entice a male or woman couple, or girlfriend. If someone is caught by someone else to do such a act, they will be looked down upon. It is illegal to do such a deed forcefully, and can even end the evil-doer in life in prison. If someone has never did this feat through their entire lifetime, they are considered a virgin. This is also looked down upon. Such a performance can be done orally, and with only women.
by sirdefenition March 12, 2017
Get the sexmug.