Blunt season

Blunt season: when it's cold in south Texas and you smoke blunts w hoodies on

It's almost blunt season cuh.

by Tino the goat of 3hunna August 16, 2017

ocky season

Ocky season is something you say throughout the winter months, instead of it being winter. Its ocky season, a time where you should be getting buff so you can look your best during the spring and summer times. This season starts from the beginning of winter to the end. You should be posting yourself shirtless on snapchat showing how "ocky" you now are.

Me: damn I'm looking weak as hell

Friend: don't stress, ocky season starting up soon

by Ocky Men December 17, 2019

Timbs season

1. That time of year when it gets so cold you need to start wearing your timbs again.

2. Anytime of year for New Yorkers

It’s so cold today, let me go get my timbs because it’s #timbs season

by Timbs season November 11, 2017

Simp season

Simp season is the time between November and February when thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, and Valentine’s Day go back to back and you want to be in a relationship the most .

Its simp season bro I can’t get caught out here simpig I’m just trying to get drafted

by Lil milf hunter November 23, 2019

Seasonal Athlete

The individuals who show up to the gym between January and March to fulfill New Years Resolutions.

Ryan: Damn Jeff, who are all these freaking people here today? I just want to blast my pecs and get some protein.

Jeff: Those are the seasonal athletes, they will be gone in a few months.

Ryan: lol, what a bunch of tools.

by RoidRage January 2, 2010

onesie season

Summers over but its time to get comfy for onesie season.

Onesie season; leaves are falling, birds are fleing, temperature is droping, people are getting there onesies on to get comfy

by Romeo.oh.romeo September 18, 2017

chocolate season

That time of the month when girls feel crappy and can't keep their hands of the chocolate.

Are you alright?

Yeah, it's just chocolate season.

by Snicsnicsnicratsodarling October 18, 2017