Closet Scaper

Someone who plays runescape but tells none of his friends or sometimes even his family that plays. Approximatly 98% of the runescape population are closet scapers.

John is a closet scaper, he even deletes his history when friends use his computer!

by Screechingmu October 18, 2008

mad scone

Any person that is Mad and does not give a fuck about anything or anybody

He was a Mad scone when Tina did not come over

by smith19 October 5, 2016

scopey whale

Someone who has eaten so much they can no longer move.

Bernie just ate an entire bag of pick and mix. What a scopey whale.

by Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln February 8, 2008

Scapecock

With the advent of RapeaXe, there may come a time in a man's life when he does not desire having his penis impaled by angry barbs. Instead, he may prefer to send his go-to man, or scapecock, if you will, to spring the chauvinist trap.

The scapecock does not need to be smart; he merely needs be the least liked friend in a group of people, willing to fulfill any task the alpha males bequeath.

Scenario 1 (At a party):
Alpha Male - "Yo! Cheeze-whiz, you take point. Let me know when you're done romancing her seven kingdoms."
Scapecock - "Aw thanks man! I won't let you down!"

Scenario 2 (On the way to the colloquial rapee):
Alpha Male - "Oh hey way to go buddy! I think you deserve firsties on this one!"
Scapecock - "Sick! Thanks man!"

by Aquilae May 1, 2010

yooper scooper

A large snow scoop used primarily by those from the U.P. to remove the annual 200+ inches of snow that they receive.

I had to use my yooper scooper to clear all the white shit from my driveway.

by YooperV December 13, 2008

scooped

to be picked up (typically by car)

I'm going to pick up Alexis and Caitlyn and were gonna drive to Alecs open house party. There's still another seat if you wanna get scooped

by kussssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh January 24, 2012

Scopely

To lower your expectations and whale hard you peasants

This event is very scopely.

by BakaX May 18, 2022