When a piece of software is considered complete until Karen from accounting comes up with some new stupid shit
Dave: Finally done with this horrible mess
Karen: Hey Dave, it would be great if we could add this feature no one asked for
Dave: Fucking Schrödinger's Done every god damn time
Karen: Hey Dave, it would be great if we could add this feature no one asked for
Dave: Fucking Schrödinger's Done every god damn time
by nuggubuggu September 12, 2024
When you’re in a chat room where everyone is 18, yet they are all likely teens. Everyone is therefore a pedophile and not a pedophile until you measure the age of the participants.
by Girthmiester March 01, 2025
A girl, whom appears as if they look skinny, fat, dirty, and showered all at the same time. Often on par with people you would see at a Walmart.
“She seemed as a Schrödingers slag, I wouldn’t go for her.”
“No one could tell if Jenny was a 2, or a 10, Jenny would be considered Schrödingers slag.”
"Sarah was a true 'Schrödinger's slag'. She could be a decent human being when she wanted to be, but most of the time she was just a pain in the ass.”
“No one could tell if Jenny was a 2, or a 10, Jenny would be considered Schrödingers slag.”
"Sarah was a true 'Schrödinger's slag'. She could be a decent human being when she wanted to be, but most of the time she was just a pain in the ass.”
by westcoast1n January 30, 2025
Mark: broooooo i'd fuck the shit outta you my g
Carl: bro r u gay
Mark: nah bro jk, jk
Carl: are you Schrödinger's Homosexual by any chance?
Carl: bro r u gay
Mark: nah bro jk, jk
Carl: are you Schrödinger's Homosexual by any chance?
by ff69 April 27, 2024
when a neurotypical makes a questionable post and they slap a “/j” below the post depending on whether the tl gets mad at them or not.
Not to be mistaken for "forgetting to add a tone indicator", a schrödinger's /j can only be considered a schrödinger's /j if either the "joke" is SUPER unclear and it therefore causes a negative reaction or there was no visible punchline and people get mad thinking the post was genuinely serious.
Not to be mistaken for "forgetting to add a tone indicator", a schrödinger's /j can only be considered a schrödinger's /j if either the "joke" is SUPER unclear and it therefore causes a negative reaction or there was no visible punchline and people get mad thinking the post was genuinely serious.
"oomf just said something super ableist and when they got called out they defended themselves by saying they forgot to add /j to their post." "what the hell? that has to be a schrödinger's /j; literally where was the punchline??"
by MadMadDog October 30, 2020
The credibility of a google search relies on whether or not it proves a party right or wrong in an argument
Schrödinger's Credibility:
"Google says that I am correct,"
"Well google isn't always right!"
or
"Google says you're right..."
"I told you!"
"Google says that I am correct,"
"Well google isn't always right!"
or
"Google says you're right..."
"I told you!"
by Gerold xd September 25, 2020
Schrödinger's Cage: The act of subjugating oneself to solitare and study whilst their colleagues and friends enjoy merriments. The individual then proceeds to waste their time ultimately coming to the conclusion that sed time could have been used enjoying such merriments. Schrödinger Cage provides a double entendre acting as the name of the man it was intended to reflect upon and providing an allegory into the mentality of its victims as the act of trapping oneself into a metaphorical cage.
He didn't come to the hangout because he had too much work to do, but he didn't do any of his work anyway and just procrastinated. He is doing the Schrödinger's Cage!
by Rataray February 04, 2024