schaaf

someone who uses shit stain balls for his own butthole pleasures.

i think im starting to become a schaaf

by your mom in 1/325 July 27, 2006

shaffi

a budgie killer or a bokat

shaffi is killing adit or im a shaffi

by joe October 20, 2008

scraffle

to ransack through miscellaneous items and eventually destroy them.

my ferret has a uncontrollable desire to scraffle everything in his path.

by Mermaid420 May 3, 2011

Schafle Hunden

Background: U.S. Marines are know by the Germans, during the battle of Belleau Wood in WWI, as Teufel Hunden (Devil Dog).

Schafle Hunden: Puppy Dog - A slang German term for a scared young puppy dog.

Come here Schafle Hunden!

by U.S. Marine Gunnery Sergeant June 12, 2016

Schiffy

1. A person who's a shyster & noticeable fraud, or suspicious of being a fraud
2. Someone who is untrustworthy in any manner;

3. Someone you give a side eye to whenever they open their mouth or are presently in the room because of their reputation of being a knockoff, lying, or engaging in a clear pattern of questionable behavior

Adam Schiff seems very schiffy every time he makes a political statement, especially when he blatantly lied about Russian collusion.
Your statement sounds extremely schiffy especially considering you're a known liar.
Only a schiffy pastor would have a 1000-dollar line, a 100-dollar line, a 10-dollar line & a 1-dollar line while proclaiming everyone will get the same blessing.
That pastor who claimed he was robbed of a 1 million dollar chain on live TV sounds very schiffy to me. I bet he orchestrated the whole thing.
Those glasses & hairstyle he's wearing make him look very schiffy. I wonder how many bodies he has in his basement

by DrShalomim January 8, 2023

A Shaffer Meltdown

A mental meltdown of epic proportions. Usually associated with otherwise extremely successful business managers/owners. Characterized by blaming others for self-inflicted pain caused by poor planning.

A manager shows up to work in the morning to find all his employees have quit and has to calm a pissed off client. Later that day finds he has no plan to fix his problems, and proceeds to blame the distict manager for his problems while assuming the fetal position and murmuring for his mother. This individual would be said to have experienced A Shaffer Meltdown.

by chillaxin-mo September 23, 2012

Jake Shaffer

A meanie butthole who will try to control your life and act "depressed" and has sex with fat red heads. Do not date a jake ladies or gentlemen

OMG! He is such a jake shaffer! Don't trust him.

by Lindyt33 November 16, 2018