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samijia

A Samijia is like a tough cookie: though hard around the edges, in the middle, she’s a sweetheart at best. she’ll let you know that you deserve everything good coming your way, especially if she knows your heart (which she will). A Samijia is someone that is oh so rare in this cruel world and you should never ever fall out with one. Sometimes a Samijia can be reallyyyy petty so don’t be doing anything stupid either! Most of all, a Samijia is the most beautiful person in the whole universe. An absolute goddess that will take your breath away time and time again. Their almond-shaped eyes staring at you with all the love they have for you, with their incredibly sexy aura practically suffocating you into doing whatever they asked. Overall, having a Samijia in your life is one of the best decisions anyone could make. I wouldn’t trade them for anything :).
person A: Yo, Samijia makes my heart melt

person B: Yeah, dude, she got you in a trance fr
by beyoncé’s baby mama October 7, 2023
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Filipek Samiec Alfa

Taka pizda, która nie wie co robi ze swoim życie, pewnie jest niższy od najniższego człowieka na świecie, nie lubiany przez dzieci, zazwyczaj gej, którego marzeniem jest pieprzyć się ze swoim ziomkiem w szkolnym kiblu. Cały czas jest mu gorąco.
-Jezu ale ten pedowil jest dziwny
-to tylko ten zjeb Filipek Samiec Alfa, czeka aż otworzysz okno
by KAKAKAKAKAK2098 January 27, 2022
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samich

how a retard says 'sandwich'. this is not a word.
in a brilliant retard voice "today i gonna get a samich..then i go to walmart to mastahbate on the toasters."
by Lou Varone March 16, 2009
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Sami

The indiginous people of Northern Europe. They have been mistreated by state governments for hundreds of years and still struggle to obtain equal rights today.
The Sami are most often associated with reindeer husbandry.
by Odin's bitch June 11, 2006
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salicious

News of a sexual nature that people can't help but want to learn more about. Usually in reference to politicians who can't keep it in their pants.

Corruption of 'salacious' and 'delicious'.
South Carolina Gov. Sanford was having an affair with a married Argentinean? That's so salicious!
by politicalscumbag June 24, 2009
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Sami

An odd individual.

Someone who grinds out video games and at the same time, very autistic in nature. Often around other people he/she/it will mock the the console peasants and promote the PC Master race.
1) "Stop being such a Sami... Twat."
2) "If you were a Sami like me, you too would be good at Call Of Duty!"
by DeadEyeGulch May 21, 2017
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Sami

Sami is that most gay organism in the world he is so dumb and don't stop saying "what the fudge"
Now SAMI known as a wanted gay in 20 countries
by Hisham qasef all jabhat October 8, 2018
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