Sameera

Sameera is sure a princess with the most beautiful smile, a heart of gold and the body of a goddess.
She will show you what's real love and she will care for you as if she is taking care of most precious gem.
She is funny, cute, intelligent, clever, understanding, kind, caring, helpful, emotional, talented, focused, determined, analytical and much more.
If you have a Sameera who loves you, remember not to disappoint her, loosing a Sameera is the greatest pain one will experience.

Sameera you make every thing billion times more interesting.

by The final beat November 24, 2021

Salem NH

Just like how Methuen is a run-off of Lawrence, the southern part of Salem NH is a run-off of Methuen. The northern part is a run-off of Windham and to a lesser extent the seacost. About 95% of Salem residents were born in Lawrence-Methuen, Malden, Revere, or the shitty parts of Boston like Dorchester, so one can see why the town has so many problems. People moving from Mass to Salem to get away from all the shit Mass is in have no idea that all of the shit from Mass spills over into Salem. Salem NH is just NH in name only. All along the town's state border are shops for clothes and liquor. There's also a mall where Lawrence-Methuen people crowd in on sundays. Drugs from L-M frequently make their way into Salem, making Salem the undisputed drug capital of NH.

When I first moved to Salem NH I thought I would be leaving all the bureaucracy, political correctness and street rats behind. Now I realize Salem NH is exactly like Mass.

Or

Person 1: So this is New Hampshire. Where's all the granite, trees, colonial homes and freedom lovers? Why are there so many nanny-staters? And why are the only gun owners Hispanic? This is just like Massachusetts!

Person 2: You're in Salem NH buddy. If you want the real NH drive two hours north up 93 until you're past Concord.

by Former Methuen Resident February 13, 2010

Salem State College

A College where there's nothing to do on the weekends, condoms in the vending machines, and playing strip billiards at 2am. Hot Girls? yeah only a few but are hard to get into bed (need a lot more than booze). "Meh" girls? plenty... but only use if you need a vagina desperately... you've been warned.

Salem State College... home of desperate "meh" girls, condoms in the vending machines, and playing strip billiards at 2am... come on down!

by 2 dollar Hooker May 11, 2014

same shit different wrapper

This Phrase is to describe when someone tries to scam others and pitches the same basic idea, but alters it to make the victim seem special.

In high school i used this photography scam on all the jocks by selling them the same shit different wrapper

by David Atkins February 18, 2009

same boner different jizz

when the penis is still erect after the first orgasm and able to go some more for another orgasm.

That guy wore me out last night! He's got the same boner different jizz.

by peace and redhead grease August 3, 2005

Salem Witch Trial

When some asshole starts trouble with you, and then sets you up the be the bad guy and take all the heat.

One of the boss's stupid bitches starts a crazy arguement with you at work, and then runs to the boss, who she is fucking, to get you in trouble.

KATE: What happened Jane?

JANE: Salem Witch Trial, Kate. One week off with no pay.

KATE: But Alice started it! You're right -- Salem!

JANE: Yea, maybe I better start fucking the boss so I don't get fired.

KATE & JANE: NNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jane Curtain July 9, 2006

Salem NH

A town located in Southern New Hampshire. Salem is close by to many of the largest New England cities, including Lowell, Methuen, Manchester and Nashua. Salem is known for its shopping mall, as well as Canobie Lake Park. Salem High School is widely recognized as the worst high school in NH, widely due to the amount of drug trafficking and fights. Salem is also known for it's "Salem tough guys". Many kids who attend Salem High are afflicted with the "Salem Kid Complex", meaning that they think there the shit and think that they are the toughest kids around and try to fight everyone, but in turn make themselves look like retarded assholes. Salem residents are also notorious for hating inhabitants of nearby communities that aren't complete shit holes like Salem, such as Londonderry, Windham, and Derry.

"Hey, I think that kid is from Salem NH!"

"How can you tell?"

"Because he's trying to act like a tough guy."

"Salem Sucks."

by jonnyboi545 August 19, 2011