The Two-Finger Salsa 

Fingering a Latina chick

Me and that hot chic from Mexico did the two-finger salsa last night.

The Two-Finger Salsa by Bambamflintstone May 18, 2022

Chips and salsa

Ari

Ari is chips and salsa

Chips and salsa by Domthebomb124 June 11, 2022

sack-o-salsa 

a really fat Mexican guy.

Damn, look at the size of that sack-o-salsa.

sack-o-salsa by zombieskull August 19, 2023

Test My Salsa 

An invitation to test the patience of somebody from The Bronx

"If any one of them oppy niggas move Wock and decide to test my salsa it's up at this function, on bro."

Test My Salsa by The Deli (wit the Henny) April 4, 2025

Crema de Salsa Beans 

The act of shitting in a dirty vagina while its got a heavy flow then proceeding to mash the shit in the chunky blood till you top it off with your crema

I was hungry for Mexican food so I made crema de salsa beans in her last night.

Crema de Salsa Beans by KremyChkn October 4, 2025

dipping in the salsa

To have a sexual and/or romantic relationship with a person of Mexican descent.

dude 1: "yooo see that guy holding hands with that mexican cop"
dude 2: "he's definitely dipping in the salsa"

dipping in the salsa by Yosi J. June 9, 2026

THE SALAD GLOVE® 

(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)

**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**

Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.

THE SALAD GLOVE® by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013