A member of the Awkward Animal Clan, the awkward salmon is a movement performed during or after an awkward moment to relieve tension. One variety of the motion is to place a hand another person's chin, palm down, and wiggle the hand and fingers so as to smack the underside of the person's chin somewhat.
by vivelabookworm December 31, 2010
When a woman is so ugly that the man tosses off on the bed, leaves the room and then the woman squirms around on the jizz thus completing the sex act, just like salmon do.
"Hey man, that chick is so ugly I wouldn't have salmon sex with her".
"I wouldn't have salmon sex with her with your dick".
"I wouldn't have salmon sex with her with your dick".
by Space Freak January 02, 2012
"Hey man you know that Sara girl?"
"Yeah"
"She let me give her smoked salmon last night with a fatty blunt"
"Yeah"
"She let me give her smoked salmon last night with a fatty blunt"
by JustineBakker July 11, 2008
Slang term in Australian and British language for a vagina.
Can also be extended to encompass other areas of the region eg the forest over salmon canyon is pubic hair.
The fun park at salmon canyon is the clitoris.
Can also be extended to encompass other areas of the region eg the forest over salmon canyon is pubic hair.
The fun park at salmon canyon is the clitoris.
by darth wazza September 27, 2006
When a guy takes a crap on a girl's face, and afterwards she gives him a blow job with sufficient testicle squeezage.
by Nick Millar April 12, 2006
The sound two lesbians make during the scissoring position as their vagina lips clap together in a slapping motion
by GlonkySalmon June 06, 2022
by Chitlins May 26, 2021