A member of the Awkward Animal Clan, the awkward salmon is a movement performed during or after an awkward moment to relieve tension. One variety of the motion is to place a hand another person's chin, palm down, and wiggle the hand and fingers so as to smack the underside of the person's chin somewhat.
by vivelabookworm December 30, 2010
Get the awkward salmonmug. When a woman is so ugly that the man tosses off on the bed, leaves the room and then the woman squirms around on the jizz thus completing the sex act, just like salmon do.
"Hey man, that chick is so ugly I wouldn't have salmon sex with her".
"I wouldn't have salmon sex with her with your dick".
"I wouldn't have salmon sex with her with your dick".
by Space Freak January 2, 2012
Get the Salmon Sexmug. "Hey man you know that Sara girl?"
"Yeah"
"She let me give her smoked salmon last night with a fatty blunt"
"Yeah"
"She let me give her smoked salmon last night with a fatty blunt"
by JustineBakker July 7, 2008
Get the smoked salmonmug. Slang term in Australian and British language for a vagina.
Can also be extended to encompass other areas of the region eg the forest over salmon canyon is pubic hair.
The fun park at salmon canyon is the clitoris.
Can also be extended to encompass other areas of the region eg the forest over salmon canyon is pubic hair.
The fun park at salmon canyon is the clitoris.
by darth wazza September 27, 2006
Get the salmon canyonmug. When a guy takes a crap on a girl's face, and afterwards she gives him a blow job with sufficient testicle squeezage.
by Nick Millar April 27, 2006
Get the rusty salmonmug. by Chitlins May 26, 2021
Get the Salmon slappermug. When you are having vaginal sex with a woman and you are about to ejaculate but you surprisingly stick a salmon from the Yukon territories in her anus as soon as you cum.
by patrick stewart’s ass March 27, 2021
Get the Whitehorse Salmonmug.