spicy sad

a casual was of saying you’re depressed / s*icidal

person 1: we feelin spicy sad today boys
person 2: you need therapy

by syd3010 September 26, 2020

Night Sadness

Feeling an individual has when, at one am, they feel overwhelmed, helpness, and generally melancholy.

Often times, thinking about ways to radically change ones life are the source of night sadness. Rarely every acted upon the next day. Common thought paths found during Night Sadness include; but, are not limited to the following:
Money Worries
Appearance Frustration
Purpose for Living
Death, who, what, when, where, and why
Family problems
Educational Mishaps
Lackluster Love life

The best cure for Night Sadness is sleep, as day will bring happiness and distraction from what kept you up during the night.

Susy stayed up until three in the morning contemplating life and death. She had a severe case of night sadness; and, the cure, sleep, was elusive.

by SadnessSurroundsMe May 16, 2009

Sad Nauseum

When the media (mainly television) will report non-stop about "sad" events such as Darfur, AIDS, people dying of the Swine Flu, a teenager's dying last wish fulfilled, philantropy of billionaires, athletes visiting cancer wards and later playing that night through the anguish, Brett Favre's Monday Night Football game after his father died, people losing their homes and Jimmy Carter's response to it, "Where's Caylee," a man or woman who used to make six figures working at Fridays, 9/11 (and anything 9/11 related) and other lugubrious moments that are recycled for the purpose of jerking our tears and jolting the ratings of the networks.

KELLY: Did you see Nancy Grace last night? A baby was raped, a couple lost their home, Bill Gates donated 1 billion to Darfu, another baby was raped, Derek Jeter gave a random baseball to an 8-year old with an inoperable brain tumor, 9/11, 9/11, economy hurt people, baby raped again.

KEVIN: Yes, it's called Sad Nauseum.

KELLY: Is that kind of like when a baby is raped?

KEVIN: No. No it isn't.

by tedwilli9 June 21, 2009

Sad Girl

Aloof, self-possessed, and reserved. May seem pretentious, but is actually shy. Her calm demeanor masks her social anxiety. The sexiest thing about her is her mysterious nature, and other sad girls and sad boys will gravitate towards her.

X1: “X2, who are your favorite celebrity sad girls?”

X2: “I thought you’d never ask, X1. My faves are Lana Del Rey, Billie Eilish, and Loretta Lynn.”

by ShutDesFuckUp August 4, 2019

Sad Porn

Media (photos, videos, poetry) found usually on the internet that exists for the sole purpose of making people feel deep sadness. Usually there is no sexual theme, yet like regular porn, some people seem to get off on it.

Person 1: Hey, you need to see this video of a new father singing to his dying newborn baby, it's so depressing! I cried for hours!

Person 2: No way, I don't need to get off on sad porn right now... My own life is sad enough.

by Brendogfox September 5, 2016

Sad Hey

The one word text used to begin a non-specific conversation with a recent romantic interest.

I feel bad for her because we hadn't talked in two weeks and then she randomly texted me a "Sad Hey" out of the blue last night.

by Warrelle August 30, 2016

Sad fuck

Depressed kid.

Guy 1: look at that sad fuck he just found out his gf was cheating on him with his best friend.
Guy 2: did his friend forget about bros before hoes?
Guy 1: I dunno

by Why da f u looking at my name February 8, 2021