Rodrigo

TALL AS FUCK! DAMN THIS NIGGA BE TALL. I LOOK UP WHILE IM WALKING TO SCHOOL, I SEE HIS FUCKING HEAD TAKING A SHOWER IN HIS DUMPY ASS HOUSE. DAYUM. HE PLAY THE BASKETBALL LIKE A TALL ASS MOTHAFUCKA, HE EAT OUT YO HOUSE AND HOME, POOP ON YO LAWN AND IS BRAZILIAN SO HE OWNS A SET OF THONGS.

Rodrigo can't pee properly cuz hes so tall that he pisses on the other toilets

Rodrigo says, "I'ma Bettio!"

"Rodrigo is an ass tall motherfucker who needs to grow a mustache" says the Juan.

by XxXxXSnYpez489XxXxX December 23, 2011

Ivan Rodriguez

One of the most famous and successful actors in homosexual pornography ever. He has sucked more cock than anyone else in history and been shafted in every orifice more times than anyone can count. He is an inspiration to homosexuals everywhere.

Hey, didn't Ivan Rodriguez suck Nick's cock 20 times yesterday?

Ivan robbed a sperm bank yesterday because he was thirsty.

by gangstaassnigga April 17, 2011

{alex rodriguez}

1. an overpaid pussy
2.a gay who uses purple lipgloss
3.a ballslapper/ballsucker
4.jeter's buttbuddy
5.a choking steroid filled homo
6.gay
7.should die
8. #1 homo prostitute in america

"{Alex Rodriguez} just sucked on jeter's penis for god luck in the game."
YANKEES SUCK

by u dont need to no March 27, 2008

rip roaring red ass

When you have the shits really bad and your asshole gets red from whiping it so much.

Shit dude, I have a rip roaring red ass.

by zack February 23, 2003

Alex Rodriguez

By far the best baseball player in the world right now. Puts up amazing numbers and, yes, is overpaid, along with the majority of baseball players. Fields decently at third base because that awesome guy Derek Jeter isn't willing to move even though he's not the best fielder either, while A-rod was stellar at short before moving to the Yankees. Is renowned for "choking" in playoff situations, although those happen to be small sample sizes in which anything can happen, and before 2005 actually played really well in the playoffs. Is hated by many Yankees fans because they believe that over the past years he hasn't lifted the team as much as he should because he's the best player in baseball, although they could point to bad pitching and having players out of their prime under huge contracts (e.g. Jason Giambi). They fail to realize that without his play the Yankees actually would've been worse those years.

Jeter up to bat, with the Yankees tied. Hits a bloop for a single.
Yankee Fan: Nice, man, Jeter leads the team so well.
Alex Rodriguez up to bat, flies out to left.
Yankee Fan: Wow...he should take a couple of pointers from Jeter. Why are we paying this guy so much money if he doesn't will us to win?
Later in the game, Yankees up by 3. A-rod hits a home run.
Yankee Fan: Wow. Thanks for a meaningless home run, A-rod. Way to pad your stats and come up strong when we don't need it.

by rea5661 April 23, 2008

Rorie

Fat turd, usually resulting in clogging

Holy shit my asshole is on fire, I dropped a Rorie back there

by Ppholemaster June 21, 2020

rori

A cute little girl with body looks like under 10 years old. Usually refers to Asian girls, because their face generally look more "baby-like".

Look at that rori over there, I think she's in elementry school.

by Kythdsifek July 9, 2005