To maintain a potential (though currently non feasible) romantic relationship through low effort activities (esp. texting) will the intention of a romantic payoff at some indefinite time.
Yo John, what's going on with that girl?
Yo I'm just slow roasting her. She ain't my main bitch though so it's cool. Maybe someday.
Yo I'm just slow roasting her. She ain't my main bitch though so it's cool. Maybe someday.
by Anal8 September 12, 2013
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by tsintao June 3, 2009
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John:"did you here what me and Jenny did?"
Tim: "no..."
john:"me and Jim totally were hog roasting her"
Tim: "no..."
john:"me and Jim totally were hog roasting her"
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by Liquid Alf & Jim 'The Knuckle' February 9, 2014
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by catarack November 10, 2015
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