Retarded Nigger 

A nigger that is retarded .

That black dude just tried to stole my bike and he fell halfway .
Lol , what a retarded nigger .

Retarded Nigger by RetarderusNiggerus October 17, 2018

Retarded asshole 

A person who is mentality not all there and is a jerk or doesn't care how their actions affect people.

"John stole my homework and ripped it up."
"What a retarded asshole."

Retarded asshole by Diamond V June 6, 2018

Retarded High 

the state of being so high on marijuana that you have little to no control over your bodily movements.

That was an insane bong rip, I am retarded high! I can't even feel my legs!

Retarded High by SeanZ32 April 4, 2010

retarded monkey strength 

You know how monkeys can lift 4000 pounds? And retarded people have twice the strength of a normal person? Well imagine the stregth a retarded monkey has.

Colman: "How did that monkey just throw that car?!"

Laura: "Well it has downs so it has retarded monkey strength. Get rid of that banana."

retarded monkey strength by lo6972 August 20, 2018

Retarded Duck Syndrome 

Retarded duck syndrome is a disease that affects both body and mind. Its main targets are teenage girls, but adolescent figures and the elderly may suffer this as well. The first signs of this disease is duck lip poses in pictures with your friends. It then eventually moves on to duck-lip selfies as well. These photos are then posted to online sites such as facebook and twitter.Eventually, the disease begins to control you and eventually, you turn into a retarded duck.

"Hey, look at that duck splashing around in the pond."

"Oh, that's just Rebecca. She got retarded duck syndrome from posting too many pictures on facebook."

Retarded Duck Syndrome by beanerpunta123 September 5, 2013

retarded monkey fuck 

Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.

Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...

retarded monkey fuck by Gerbilweebies April 29, 2005

retarded island

when you smoke weed and get fucking stupider then a retard

i am officially on retarded island after that blunt

retarded island by evan martin123 May 2, 2018