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Religion 

Religion is one HUGE fairytale. People who believe in it (Followers of "God") don't know better. Because the fairytale brainwashed their logic and common sense away.
Religion loves all people but if you don't believe in our God you can f*ck off...
Religion by Princessjasmin July 19, 2011

religion 

1. A form of poison absorbed through one's ears. It consists of little more than lies and illogic.
2. A form a mental retardation in which the infected abandon all sense of logic for magical fairy tales and irrational explanations for events too complicated for the poor, infected fools to comprehend.
3. A lie told often enough to become accepted as truth.
Can God create a stone which he cannot lift?
If so, he cannot lift the stone, and is therefore not omnipotent.
If not, he is also not omnipotent.

Why doesn't God heal amputees? Religion is not real.

Fewer Christians have read the Bible than non-Christians. The reason being that the non-Christians who read the Bible had been Christian at the time, and came to see the contradictions and lack of proof as evidence of its invalidity.

religion 

<Insert the worst* insult you can possibly comprehend here>
* Worst as in 'mentally painful', not worst as in 'not particuarly insulting, actually'.
religion by Vinno August 23, 2003

Religion 

The only word in any language that cannot be clearly defined
The definition of one religion doesn't fit another
Religion by Shajie August 8, 2012

Religion 

Its stupid
ermahgerd religion is stupid
Religion by scramsamsax February 8, 2015

religion 

Something sent by G-d, or maybe just other people, to annoy the s*** out of humans and make their lives miserable. Religion is one of the main tools of seperating people. It is also the main cause of war and hate. Still, it's said to be love. There are many different types of religions and even within those religions there are different groups. For example, there are some people who interpret their religion to mean "Stay out of things" while others believe their religion means "Blow up a country, kill innocent people and serve your G-d!"
I doubt G-d's plan for religion was meant to be like this.

I wish religion never existed because when I think about it, my head hurts horribly.
religion by 0 May 3, 2003