Rectumitis

A hilarious way of stating "He or She has their head up their ass"'

He purchased three truck loads of string because he thinks he can fly his kite to the sun. He has a serious case of Rectumitis which means he has his head up his ass

by CT Jordaan January 2, 2022

Rectum Cycle

When you bleed from your butt once when younger

Usually when someone is first maturing in age, their rectal cycle begins. While it’s normally one time only, for some it may happen at multiple times in their life (can be natural, from trauma, or other occurrences.) If you have yet to have yours after the age of 18, be sure to see a doctor and make sure you’re alright, while it is common to skip your butt period some may develop diseases or suffer symptoms in cause of it.

Can also cause growth in cheeks, period may last from one day to two weeks, and may cramp and pain depending on the person. It is a natural experience and happens differently for all however has been spoken of less due to embarrassment and hatred given and received from men back in the 1800’s.

“Damnn your butt looks bigger, did you get your rectum cycle?”

by ProfessorAnalyst June 9, 2024

Rectum

Also known as asswhore; see aswhore.

Tom and Chris. Wanna be OG's, pimps, but really ex lot lizards who banged and fisted their rectums out.

Rectum C and Rectum T, you are such Asswhores.

by TheTermANator April 25, 2021

Rectum rearranger

An individual who absolutely obliterates their enemies mothers rectum.

Holy shit, Lachlan is the most insane rectum rearranger I've ever witnessed!

by TheSpice March 14, 2021

Rectum

asshole for the "Intelligent people"

Doctor, his rectum burst

by DADDDBIGheart VANS December 12, 2016

obese rectum

The politically correct term for fatass

That project manager is a real obese rectum.

by Bigsexy5 November 14, 2019

Rectumal

Fork up asshole and/or rectum

I got pissed at fortnite and preformed a rectumal

by Yeet64872 December 8, 2018