race time

1. Time spent within the environment of one's own race.

"It's been a long day around my co-workers. Feels good to finally be home and have some race time."

by gayniggerdicks December 21, 2016

mcdonald's race

Where you order every thing off the McDonald's menu. Then you proceed to wolf down tens of thousands of calories, with out leaving your seat.

"Did you see Johnny annihilate the McDonald's race?"

"Yes I did and Johnny now has type 2 diabetes

by eastroller March 21, 2014

race clickbaiting

Media-hyping of racially charged content in order to increase ad revenue.

The Huffington Post is using the Ferguson protests for race clickbaiting.

by dustsceawung August 23, 2014

Elephant racing

The act of big rig semi-trucks slowly passing each other on the freeway, obstructing private motorists and substantially slowing the overall speed of traffic.

German origin.

My commute took forty minutes longer than expected because all of the damn elephant racing.

by connorology March 21, 2017

Two-raced

When your one race on the outside and another on the Inside. When people judge you by your looks before they meet you and when they met you your totally the opposite of the stereotype of the race they thought you were. When everything you do or say is related to the race that is within you. When you feel like crap because you feel stuck in someone Elses body.

Malik: That black girl is so Two-Raced, got accepted into Havard, and all she wears is PINK Yoga Ulimate Pants, UGGS, and a black Northface.... She also listens to Katy Perry And is obsessed with Starbucks
Devin:Wow....

by People At School April 10, 2015

knobstacle race

A mad dash to relieve scattered pornography and/or sexual paraphernalia on hearing the unexpected early arrival of one's wife or girlfriend.

I thought the wife was going to be with her sister till next Friday, but she came home while I was knocking one off over her old Vogues. Jesus Christ, what a knobstacle race that was.

by Keith Boot May 25, 2007

Navi-racing

the process by which one deducts minutes off the arrival time of the pronounced time on a Global Positioning System

I was navi-racing so hard and got here in 5 minutes less than my GPS told me I would!

by Ohyessh69 October 23, 2011