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Punisher

A punisher is an oversized penis typically over 8 inches.
Oh god Pat's punisher hit me hard last night.
by Boratsmonkey December 10, 2015
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Crime and Punishment

When you procrastinate your AP essay and decide to make a stupid fucking definition that makes no sense and now you forgot to do your AP essay.
John: Did you read Crime and Punishment? It was due last month.
Emily: Who?
John: Crime and Punishment
Emily: Ohhh, is that the one about the guy who promises his best friend rabbits, but then shoots him in the head?
John: I think so...
by BradyWasHere December 6, 2019
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Level 5 Punishment

Level 5 Punichment is best described and portrayed in the action film, “The Passion of the Christ”.
Oh you shared the quizlet... You know that results in level 5 punishment right?
by Nwne November 4, 2018
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punishing the Megatron

"Cathy walked in on Dave while he had his pants down punishing the Megatron. He quickly looked up in sweaty, red faced shock."
by bored_redditor January 8, 2012
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Punisher

A person that talks so damn much to you in which punishing you for even engaging in conversation with them. At every turn there is almost no out of that conversation.
“ Greg at work is a f*cking punisher man”

“Greg’s f*cking punishing me right now man”
by Mako4311 October 30, 2023
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The Ultimate Punisher

The Ultimate Punisher is a sexual position frequently enjoyed by people named Mike and Josh. It is when a person slowly sucks the toe of his partner, then eventually envelopes the entire foot in his mouth. He then bites down as hard as he can and bites off the foot in one fell swoop leaving blood dripping everywhere. He then spits out the foot and proceeds to cum on it.
Hot girl: "Why are you a paraplegic? "
Hotter girl: Oh, mike and josh both did the Ultimate Punisher on me."
by the_toe_lover69 February 10, 2022
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Punished "venom" snake

Woman: Casey You're so fucking hot can you please rape me?

Punished "venom" snake aka me: ok
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