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Lil Pump

The most retarded of all rappers recently coming to the spot light. Here's his guide to becoming famous: Say the same word over and over again and don't know how to use proper English, Annunciation, or Grammar!
Bro did you see Lil Pumps Gucci Gang?
Yes! I know exactly how to become famous now!
Same bro! Boom boom boom booom, I'm famous!
by YourNeighbourhoodGoodieGoodie December 12, 2017
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pumping the supersoaker

to masturbate with your index finger and thumb in an upward and downward motion similiar to pumping a supersoaker water gun
"hey man what are you going to do today." "dude I don't know I think I'm going to go into pumping the supersoaker."
by vince e. January 31, 2009
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peace pump

A marijuana vaporizer with a small fan located internally near the bowl. When turned on, the fan pumps the THC laden air down your win pipe, in the end causing a lot of peaceful intelligent thoughts. For best effects use some dro.
Having that peace pump artificially breath for me helps fight my chronic diarrhea.

That peace pump gets me ripped.
by Big Trees January 28, 2008
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Coon pumper

Look at Tammy with that nigger, she must be a coon pumper
by Farmer69 November 28, 2013
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Love Pump

The Penis. Popularised by the rockumentary This Is Spinal Tap. A musician is playing a beautiful piece of classical music he has written on the piano. When the interviewer asks the name of the piece the musician replies with "Lick My Love Pump!"
Andy: Hey wanna lick my love pump Sally?
Rachel: Actually it's Rachel and it's more like a hump than a pump. Loser. And one more think. That word is sooo 80s!
by Gary Cherone June 20, 2006
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Fuck me pumpers

A phrase derived from the song "Fuck me Pumps" recorded by Amy "Trainwreck" Winehouse.

"Fuck me pumpers" is an adjective for the person wearing the pumps. "Fuck me pumpers" have a tendency to seek out friendships with women 5-10 years younger than they are in order to hit on the guys that approach them. They come off friendly and inviting but that is just a ploy to reel a man in so they can agressively and wontonly pursue him, whether he is attracted to them or not. The more a man resists, the more aggressive and demanding they become.

"Fuck me pumpers" have a hard time taking no for an answer and should a man they have set their sights on cave and engage in ANY form of physical contact with them, be it "fooling around" or actual sex, you are considered their property and they will use any and all tactics in their arsenal to showcase their achievement with you as the trophy. They will assume authority over all aspects of your life and try to control and manipulate all of your personal and professional relationships. Should you later regret the association with a "fuck me pumper" and try to sever ties, she will turn on you in a heartbeat and use the same shady tactics she used to get you against you. She will use emotional blackmail, feigned emotions, and outright threats. Best thing to do when approached by a "fuck me pumper" is to break the wrist and walk away...don't even smile as they might take that as a sign of approval and acceptance. JUST.WALK.AWAY.
Guy 1: I'm thinking of fooling around with one of the "fuck me pumpers" at work. She's not all that hot, but she's all over my dick, and I like the attention right now.

Guy 2: DON'T DO IT! The last time I fooled around with a fuck me pumper she acted like we were engaged or something. She stalked all these girls that liked me, caused all kinds of drama, and I didn't even fuck her.

Guy 1: Whaaaaaaaaat???? You didn't even fuck her?

Guy 2: No dude. She wasn't THAT hot. I just fooled around with her a little, let her grab on my package and bitch went all Fatal Attraction on me and shit.

Guy 3: Yeah flip that. This girl ain't even a 5 outta 10. Thanks for the warning bro.
by Trish76 July 17, 2010
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pump full of lead

To overkill someone with a gun. To shoot way more than the required amount to kill.
I pumped him full of lead for not paying up.
by Will Groner July 29, 2005
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