by Some kind of moose February 28, 2018
Get the Puerto Rican swordmug. by chillybilly December 17, 2010
Get the Puerto Rican Christmasmug. In doggystyle, you punch the girl in the back of the neck, knocking her out. You proceed to finish the job without her help.
Sleep usually follows without long conversation.
Sleep usually follows without long conversation.
by T November 30, 2004
Get the Puerto Rican Punchmug. by boys from the south May 6, 2006
Get the puerto-rican stampmug. n.
A "three-way" based sexual act involving two men and one woman.
The woman is filled both orally and anally with dark rum, basted in a mixture of apple juice, brown sugar, and vinegar, then "put on the spit" penetrated both orally and either vaginally or anally.
A "three-way" based sexual act involving two men and one woman.
The woman is filled both orally and anally with dark rum, basted in a mixture of apple juice, brown sugar, and vinegar, then "put on the spit" penetrated both orally and either vaginally or anally.
Guy#1: Wow, look at that chick take those dicks.
Guy#2: Yeah, nothing beats a good old fashioned Puerto Rican pig roast.
Guy#2: Yeah, nothing beats a good old fashioned Puerto Rican pig roast.
by Autisticauggie April 25, 2014
Get the puerto rican pig roastmug. Affordable contraceptive for when an miss pull out occurs, in which one inserts two Mentos into the females genetalia before applying 20fl oz of diet coke to flush out the vaginal system. (Mentos challenge)
Ace Ventura " yo Juan it got crazy with Maria last night, I had to use the Puerto Rican Plan B. Thank God for those Mentos in my pocket, I'm not trying to have any baby mama drama"
by zombles222 April 14, 2021
Get the Puerto Rican Plan Bmug. When the police show up at a Puerto Rican woman husband's workplace to inform him his wife filed a restraining order against him. The husband is informed by the police that he is to not have any contact with his wife or go near his home. He may only return to pick up his possessions with a police escort.
It does not matter the race or ethnic background of the husband only that his wife is Puerto Rican. This is usually a ploy to get the husband out of the house and force him to pay his soon to be ex-wife's living expenses while she shacks up with the brother of her husbands friends ex-wife. Then she files for divorce.
It does not matter the race or ethnic background of the husband only that his wife is Puerto Rican. This is usually a ploy to get the husband out of the house and force him to pay his soon to be ex-wife's living expenses while she shacks up with the brother of her husbands friends ex-wife. Then she files for divorce.
A friend of Julio's ex-wife brother's been banging Julio's wife so he got a Puerto Rican eviction notice.
by Taekwondoka February 15, 2021
Get the Puerto Rican Eviction Noticemug.