A hurry puddle is the result of a man not taking the time to shake, wipe or air dry his penis after urination, thereby causing a telltale moisture spot upon the front of his trousers. Usually aligned to the natural orientation of said penis, a hurry puddle is generally more visible on grey and khaki pants.
"Dude, wtf is on Brett's crotch?"
"The old geezer forgot to shake and got a hurry puddle. Go tell him to cover it with his iPad."
"The old geezer forgot to shake and got a hurry puddle. Go tell him to cover it with his iPad."
by TankTheFrank September 2, 2013
Get the Hurry puddlemug. A person who sucks the energy out of you. Who blames everyone but themselves for their feelings. A person who just cries and waddles in self pity. So sad my life cry cry tear tear.
by Sumaly October 13, 2023
Get the Puddle personmug. by American Hippie November 10, 2009
Get the nub puddlemug. Someone that you get loaded with and leads you to believe that y’all are gonna get high and get laid but they just do all your drugs and leave when there all gone.
by Rev. Nick the Dick March 12, 2023
Get the Puddle Puffermug. A chick who after ridin' her hard falls a sleep in the wet spot that runs out her box after pounding her with your pud
by BigT May 14, 2004
Get the puddle slutmug. Noun
A YouTuber that hides thisngs from his fans due to the feel of sadness it will bring when they find out he lied.
A YouTuber that hides thisngs from his fans due to the feel of sadness it will bring when they find out he lied.
by SubToDavidland August 23, 2018
Get the Puddle of Pizzamug. After standing after stretching from Cross Country, the team looked with amazement at the ass puddles they had left on the concrete.
by rileyrulez69 September 25, 2010
Get the Ass Puddlesmug.