pornochanic

(pawrn-o-can-ick)
-noun

1. A mechanic whose primary responsibility is to maintain a well-lubricated engine so that it can fire on all pistons without the shaft getting stuck.

2. Someone who gets extreme pleasure or excitement from secretly browsing photos of expensive supercars.

"The car's engine isn't dead. We just need a skilled pornochanic to look under the hood."

"Sweet desktop wallpaper!"
"Dude, don't you ever knock before you enter a room?!"
"Whatever. We all know you're a major pornochanic."

by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010

Phonosphere

The surface of a phonograph, esp. of your favorite record.

When he spins records, he tends to get lost in his own phonosphere.

by Olli Kopek September 26, 2010

phonoreconnaissance

Phonographic / Vinyl reconnaissance, esp. for dancefloors, designed for dropping dirty beats instead of dirty bombs.

His phonoreconnaissance skills show through his turntablism and ability to shake booty as if it's his birthright.

by Olli Kopek October 3, 2010

porno jewelry

jewelry with male and female body parts incorporated into the design.

Earring with a penis hanging on it. Bracelet with penis, boob, etc hanging on. Porno Jewelry can be a lot of things.

It can be anything offensive to someone else.

by beachwalker March 3, 2011

phonocopy

Taking a photo of a whiteboard or notes with your phone.

I will take a phonocopy of that and print it later.

by GlenRocks April 23, 2011

Phonomonic

When a word indicates what it sounds like.

WTF do you think frumpy means?

Person 1) The word frumpy sounds a lot like it's actual meaning.
Person 2) Yeah its a phonomonic word.

by Hazemebro May 23, 2011

porno dubstep

Usually a combination of sounds of sex and dubstep/techno beats.

Joehey bob do you what to listen to porno dubstep?
Bob Hell ya I can masterbate to that all night

Ex.
Ooh ooh hit me there...da da dam...oh shit...wa wa wa wa waw wa...it feels so good...booom boooom

by bender9920 January 13, 2014