Priest Holmes

Superior to Ricky Williams

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

catholic priesting

When an grown man slowly undressing a young boy from the shoulder downwards, while feeling the back of said boy's neck slowly.

"My shoulders bleed from all the Catholic Priesting"

by TotallyNotTheChristianChurch January 8, 2014

Preston

A sexy bad ass mother fucker with a fro and he skates, and he doesn't take shit from nobody.

Dude, Preston is so cool it makes my eyeballs fall through my brian and seep out of my ass crack

by tom larry April 9, 2008

Preston and Steve

Hilarious morning show guys

Best morning show anywhere, esp. in Philly

Preston and Steve are XD

by People's Champ February 16, 2004

Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter?

A slightly rude way of saying "no".

Friend 1: You and Jen have been broken up for 6 months now... would it be cool if I asked her out?

Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.

by gonsfootball March 23, 2012

Preston

Preston is the most loyal person you could ever meet.He has dark brown hair and chocolate brown eyes.He may be cringy over text but when you talk to him you have butterflies in your stomach.You want to kiss him even if he is half way across the world.And when you are sad he knows exactly what to say.He has a wonderful,caring,peaceful,loyal heart.If you fall for him even if you are millions and millions of miles away you still have you your connection..in the most romantic way..ever.And when you meet him you will reflect on this and think how true it is..

Patty:I heard Preston is the the only guy how doesn’t play fortnite

Celia:Really?I don’t know any guy who doesn’t play fortnite and is cute and sweet
Patty:To bad he is taken..whoever has him,he or she is the the most luckiest person in the world..

by Frenchieisu December 13, 2018

preston and steve

Lame morning radio show in philadelphia. Unfortunately, due to having no competition in the last few years, penis and obese were able to brainwash the simple minds of philadelphia into believing that they are funny. One could simply turn their dial to 94.1 and listen to Kidd Chris where they would find ample amounts of radio "gold" that would make them realize how lame Preston and Steve really are.

"I was on the blue route, but the signs were brown and green", "You should shorten your name to Prest", "I love mars bars and mixing mayo and ketchup" Preston and steve suck/

by P_DUB March 10, 2008