This is when a person deperstly avoids any contact with a Jahovahs witness when one (or sometimes many) approache(s)you with pamphlets and or other intrusive methods of religious conversion. These white shirt wearing mountain bike riding bible thumping extremists are often hard to get rid of. There are different degrees and extremes of this religious harassment which may have varying degrees of reaction from the victim which may include avoiding known Jahova's hot spots, getting a guard dog or relocating to an area with no forwarding address.
"Hi, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ? Oh hell no, I'm in the Jahova's witness protection program how did you find me?!?
by Toddzilla72 July 20, 2016
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Students who complain about yield protection don't deserve to be admitted into the specific college in the first place. They are sore losers, and don't realize that "daddy's money" can't get them everything.
Students who complain about yield protection don't deserve to be admitted into the specific college in the first place. They are sore losers, and don't realize that "daddy's money" can't get them everything.
"I have a 3.8 GPA, took only one AP class and I got into NYU!"
"Wow, good for you. I was rejected from NYU. It was definitely yield protection."
"Wow, good for you. I was rejected from NYU. It was definitely yield protection."
by fuji8 March 26, 2021
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Not to be confused with "Seize the means of reproduction," to seize the means of production means to go after, and/or get what you want after some work. Usually if your doing something big in your life, or in general.
Go get that shit!
Go get that shit!
You: After college, I can't wait found my company that's inspired Microsoft, named Megahard.
Best friend: Aww man that's a great idea! Seize the means of production my man!
Best friend: Aww man that's a great idea! Seize the means of production my man!
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An acronym used to conceal conversations regarding porn.
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An acronym used to conceal conversations regarding porn.
Charles: "Hey man that was some good por-"
Buck: "DUDE!" (girlfriend walks by)
Charles: "Sorry bro, but those were some good productions of random nonsense."
GF: "What are you guys talking about?"
Buck: "Nothin' much just funny youtube clips."
Buck: "DUDE!" (girlfriend walks by)
Charles: "Sorry bro, but those were some good productions of random nonsense."
GF: "What are you guys talking about?"
Buck: "Nothin' much just funny youtube clips."
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Another word for "you suck".
Another word for "you suck".
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