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Priestiality

To use religion as a way to score some bald beaver or some young buns.
He knew he was a victim of priestiality when the priest shot his holy ghost all over him.
by eli martin October 19, 2007
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Priest

noun

1. When a human male urinates and, for some reason (e.g., dried semen partially covering the urethral orifice, some kind of urethral dysfunction, general misfortune), the urine sprays out uncontrollably, and in the wrong direction(s), often rendering the fly unusable (except by the extremely un-germophobic) and causing the urinator to be, literally, pissed off. This meaning of the word is found in the verb phrase "to have a priest."

2. When a male, in the middle of urination, suddenly, out of his own volition, aborts said urination, despite the fact that he is not yet done (i.e., still has pee left that desperately wants to come out). This act is usually very uncomfortable, backing up the flow of piss, and thus creating an extremely uncomfortable urinary traffic jam. This meaning demands the verb phrase "to do a priest."
1. "Dude, okay, I'm really sorry, but I had a priest the other day and I kind of ruined those pants you lent me."

2. "Okay, so, when I was little, I once had to be hospitalized because my urethra exploded when, experimenting, I did a priest."
by Micturient Lad August 17, 2010
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priest

1)A man of God who is supposed to look out for the spiritual well being of those who share his faith and offer comfort to old people who like that sort of thing.

2)A class in WOW that runs away every time you get within 30 feet of them.
1)
Guy- Catholic priests are child molesters.
Guy2- Not that priest in the Exorcist. He molested satan with the power of christ and saved a kid, hes a fucking legend.

2)
Guy- Ive got a level 70 priest =)
Guy- come back here so i can stab you!
by glackin November 10, 2007
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priestiality

The taboo act of child molestation by priests, common in the Catholic church.
Top Vatican officials did not defrock a priest in a priestiality case involving as many as 200 deaf boys.
by Winking Chicken April 11, 2010
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Priest Holmes

Stupid shithead juggalo who gays up FYAD.
by Anonymous June 25, 2003
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preaching to the priest

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaye tapta hai Loray !!!! It means dont teach the priest to do his mother efing Job .
daanish said " preaching to the priest "and arham had to be a bitch about it !
by Ddawg1722 October 21, 2013
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judas priest

A big can of Chef Boyar-ass. Judas Priest is shit. If you listen to them, you probably suck cocks.
(Judas Priest) We Rock
(Iron Maiden) No We Rock
(Me) You both suck
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