When five guys circle up with their dicks close together in a sort of star shape. then a girl sucks on all five dicks at the same time.
by Luca & Eric September 28, 2006
Get the Star Position mug.So called for the tendency among sexually uninspired women to lay supine and motionless during intercourse. The term modifies the well-known term missionary position with the girl's brick-like demeanor.
See also masonry position
See also masonry position
The girl I took home last night was rubbish in the sack. The only sex she knew was masonary position, she laid like a fucking brick.
by -Mason- August 31, 2011
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if your date is ugly and you don't wanna see her naked and get her pregnant, you fuck her in the ear
(from a Family Guy episode about chastity)
(from a Family Guy episode about chastity)
by LLLZ March 4, 2008
Get the the Family Guy Position mug.When your wife ways at least 600 pounds, and she sits on you in bed. You will most likely end up shaped like a pancake.
by TheMightyness September 26, 2004
Get the the pancake position mug.Named for an annoying wannabe kid who never gets invited to go places, but always seems to show up anyway. Because he can find his "friends" anywhere, even if they go to great lengths to exclude him or go places that they think he'll never find them, he is thought to have an extrasensory advantage in locating others.
"So I went to the mall with Joe the other day and Nick showed up. It was like he was waiting for us!"
"Yeah, he does that all the time. He's got GPS."
"Yeah, he does that all the time. He's got GPS."
by B-Town June 1, 2004
Get the GPS (Global Positioning Steven) mug.after being recommended by Masters and Johnson( a research team), it was popular with three quarters of their heterosexual study experiments after having tried it. The position involves the man on his back, with the woman rolled slightly to the side so that her pelvis is atop his, but her weight is beside his.
note: this position should be used with caution for it is the leading cause of penile breakage.
note: this position should be used with caution for it is the leading cause of penile breakage.
After i pummeled that vagina with the lateral coital positioned, i told that bitch to get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich., she obeyed! Very nice:D
by RLN0518 August 31, 2010
Get the lateral coital position mug.The familar sexual position where the man stands and the woman kneels in front of him and gives him head. She is in the Girl Guide position.
As most women know and use this position, the story is that they were all taught it in the Girl Guides. In some versions, all Guides learn it routinely. In other versions the Guide is taught it in order to obtain her fellatrix attainment badge.
Of course these stories are untrue. There is no such thing as a Guide fellatrix badge. And all Girl Guides are fine, morally upstanding young women.
As most women know and use this position, the story is that they were all taught it in the Girl Guides. In some versions, all Guides learn it routinely. In other versions the Guide is taught it in order to obtain her fellatrix attainment badge.
Of course these stories are untrue. There is no such thing as a Guide fellatrix badge. And all Girl Guides are fine, morally upstanding young women.
Jane: how do you want me? Is on my knees OK?
John: Yeh. The good old Girl Guide position is fine.
(a little later . . .)
John: That was great . . . obviously you got your fellatrix badge when you were in the Guides.
John: Yeh. The good old Girl Guide position is fine.
(a little later . . .)
John: That was great . . . obviously you got your fellatrix badge when you were in the Guides.
by Janey7611 May 11, 2011
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