Potato

The only thing that holds life as we know it together.

"Potato." -Person #1274913514

by MeeseFTW October 30, 2014

potatos

The proper spelling of the opt-misspelled "potatoes", plural of potato.

Valerie: "Would you like some potatoes?"
Bill: "Are those anything like potatos?"

by conipto2 February 20, 2011

Potato

The most amazing thing known to mankind.

Mm, these potatoes are delicious!

by Caveflower July 3, 2014

Potato

A name commonly used to point out Irish people, due to their notorious crop failure in 1845.

Dude 1: Where are you from?
Dude 2: From Ireland.
Dude 1: You're a potato.

by P.O.P03 November 13, 2010

Potatoing

The art of being a potato, it requires years of intense trainin to learn the art of being a potato. First you must be one with the potato, this is hard. Luckily I've been potatoing for over a decade.

So, what do you wanna do today, Ciara?

I know, let's do some potatoing!

by DyingWhale January 29, 2015

potatoe

An ugly girl with a big greasy forehead that sticks out and is shaped like a potatoe.

When i have sex with kaylae, i have to fuck her from behind so i dont see her potatoe!

by Davedwine December 25, 2008

Potato

n. a slang and publically acceptable term used to describe ignorant African Americans.

If that black man does not quit riding his bike down the side of the interstate, he will quickly become a mashed potato after I hit him with my car.

by mediocremaiden November 1, 2010