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Side-Parting

To shout at someone so loudly in the recipents ear that their hair is blasted to one side, mimicking a side-parting hairstyle. This is often avoided by those in the military most likely to recieve such treatment, by sporting the 'crew cut' thusly not giving the rapid exhalation of air any purchase upon which to lift said hair into this style. Originating in South London (UK) this term is spreading fast.
"You want to watch your language son, unless you fancy getting a side-parting from me!"
by Matt Grimsaw May 14, 2007
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Irony posting

Posting something that is ironic to the discussion at hand, or may not even be related at all, dragging the discussion off-topic.

Irony posting does not have to be intelligent, humorous, or on-topic. It can be another way of getting up your post count like a true douche bag. Irony posting is also a way to anger people and may be considered trolling. (Especially to those with an elitist sense of humor.)
Forum poster 1: "Nyoro~n"

Forum poster 2: "What the fuck?"

Forum poster 3: "He's just irony posting. He'll probably get banned soon."
by Encluno April 24, 2010
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Shit Posting

Posting the same picture, GIF, or joke repeatedly, until it becomes an annoyance to all users on a site or forum.
"Dude, that guy keeps shit posting Ellen's Oscar selfie. I liked the picture, but now I hate it."

"I know man, shit posting has become the new Rick Roll."
by KaiRavenwolf August 11, 2014
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pouting

It's when a girl makes those kissy lips at me which turns me on.
Yo man she was pouting at me the other day, she totally wants the d.
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Shit posting

1. One who posts on social media, especially Facebook, every thought, occurrence, or incident that typically happens during one's normal day.

2. One who spends more time posting thoughts or events that occur their life, than actually spending time experiencing their life.
Ex: Walter is shit posting every damn thing that comes across Ross his mind again. It might be time to unfriend him, he had 10 posts come up on my thread, all meaningless, random thoughts.
by Miike Snow February 25, 2017
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ponting

Ponting is the same as 'Dogging' only rather than using an automobile, wheelchairs are used.

See below for 'Dogging' definition

Dogging actually derives from the term 'walking the dog'. It is a pastime that has evolved from blokes taking their dogs for walks and stumbling across couples at it in bushes etc. They originally only spied on these couples.

The 'sport' has now become much more organized and seedy - with regular meeting places, and more or less a free-for-all spirit. This year the newly created Ultimate Dogging Championships was held at Rivington nr Chorley, Lancs. Their were many disciplines including 10 Man Train, Pearly Rain, and Most Extreme Slapper. The TV rights to next year's event are currently in negotiation with a Dutch Satellite TV station.
'Hello Jimmy, fancy going ponting this evening?'
*Jimmy flails* 'Ohhh yes, I love to go ponting...' *glares*
by Gr44 July 20, 2008
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porking

To pick up fat bitches at a club and going back to her place to drink all her boose and leave
no boose?
its okay lets go porking
by Brickz March 5, 2007
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