poofter's picnic

A poofter's picnic is a place you might be in when noone else is around.

"This place is a poofter's picnic, there's no cunt here."

by marlboroman May 3, 2005

poofarter

Describes someone that performs the past-tense verb 'poofarted' and the noun 'a poofart'.

A person that farts and poos at the same time.
Said person can also have farted, then followed through with a chunky turd-sausage.
Can also be a derivative of somebody that forces a poo out, and does un-planned farts mid-kernel.

"He's a poofarter"

"I'm a poofarter!"

"I thought I could sly a quick trump, but I poofarted & had to run away"

"Dan crapped his trousers, therefore, I declare that he's a poofarter. His underpants are proof."

by Joetron September 6, 2009

poofiss

A better way to say "poo face" that rolls off the tongue.

Kianah: Some guy just stole my lip gloss!!

Jay: Wow hes such a poofiss!!!

by laxikool October 7, 2009

pooftenth

Slang for an extremely short period of time

It'll only take a pooftenth to have it finished

by David Arnott September 2, 2003

poofpoof

Slang term for the female genitalia. Well-known to the Native American. Cute term referring to the genitalia when talking to little girls.

Cover your poofpoof so we can't see it.

by Tina St.Claire September 3, 2007

poofter

One who is unusually fruitful.

That limp wristed waiter or hair stylist.

by Bourne April 10, 2002

Poofa

This is a term that refers to the big bulge that obese people have around their bladder area. It sometimes can look like two big balls of greasy fat. It must be lifted up when engaging in any type of sexual activity and can crush the partner if they are not carefull.

Daaaaamn that's a HUUUUGE BITCH. She has a nasty ass poofa dude. It's pertruding. fuck

by __trumpet__ April 22, 2009